onversation between friends - George, why your father was in school today? - The teacher called him to complain about my behavior, I do not listen in classes. - And what happened? - Now the teacher calls my mother to complain about my father’s behavior.

ive your markbook Ivancho went home, and met his father. Ivancho’s father said: - Let me see your markbook. - I can not. I gave it to Peter, because he wanted to scare his parents.

esson in Physics In physics class teacher taught a new mechanics lesson : - According to Newton's third law, every action has its counter. At this moment Ivancho raises his hand and wants to ask a question to the teacher. - Something unclear? Ivancho! - says teacher - When Daddy gives money to policemen why they did not resist?

he teacher is examing a student in a Geography class: - Ivancho what we import from India? - I don’t know, sir. - And, where do we take the pepper? - From the neighbour...

he teacher asks Ivancho: - How much is two plus five? - Twelve. - And ten plus four? - Twenty-eight. - Hmm... Strange way of thinking! What does your father work? - Waiter...

he teacher asks: - Children which vegetable causes us tears? Ivancho raises his hand: - From potatoes, lady! - What do you mean potatoes? From onion Ivancho! - Madam, have you never been hit with potato in the head?

vancho goes home happy: - Mom, Dad, I won the Biology quiz! - Great! And what did they ask? - They asked how many legs has ostrich and I said - three. - But the ostrich has only two legs!? - Yes, but all the other replied "four"...

. Ivancho, what is obtained from the sheep? - Wool, naturally. - What do we make from wool? - I don’t know, Mrs. - Well, how don’t you know ? What is your coat made from? - From Dad's coat.

. teacher is examing a student. - Tell me lesson! The student keeps quiet. - Tell at least the title of the lesson! The student keeps silent. - What subject are we studying now? The student keeps silent. From the last desk someone says: - Wow! This Witch is examing him about everything.!

ха teacher gave the students a task to write an essay on "What will I do if I have a million". “I will feed all the stray dogs” - thinks Maria. “I will help pensioners” - write George. “I will build a large bubble and will let everyone ride it” - Tania dreams. The teacher walks between the desks and suddenly sees Ivancho sits and stares out the window. - Why don’t you write? - I should be crazy to do some work if I have one million euros?

he teacher asks a question in Physics class: - Ivancho why when we turn on a lamp at first we see and then we hear? - The eyes are ahead of the ears

. vancho tells his father: - Dad, tomorrow you must be at school. - About what this time? - Well I brake a window. - Come on, how many windows are there in your school?

vancho goes home from school: - Mom, Dad, I think it will be unhealthy for you to see my markbook! - They take it. Look at it and there see - three excellent marks! Everybody pass out. - I told you it will be unhealthy!

he teacher shouts at Ivancho: - You can count just to ten? I have no idea what will you become when you grow up... - Boxing Referee!

ather asks friendly to his son: - Son, how did the new school year start? Son answers angrily to his father: - I don’t talk with a father whose son has so many poor marks.

onversation between father and son: - Ivancho when finally you will fix your poor marks? - Dad, I try every day, but the teacher does not leave the register unattended.