1. JESSICA SEMMLER A5 COBB Come and join me, on the Oregon Trail! Come and join me, on my adventure on the Oregon Trail

2. Travelers Do you want to be like Lewis and Clark? I’m sure we all do. Well with the Oregon trail you can! Starting from Independence, Missouri all the way to Oregon City, Oregon! Follow Lewis and Clark’s footsteps on the Oregon Trail

3. Motivators Are you tired of living in a cramped area or house? Well come on out onto the Oregon Trail, where the problem is finding a place that’s cramp! Here in Oregon we have rich, fertile land. And the best thing yet is that there’s plenty to go around! You tired of having those freezing cold winters? Well in Oregon you can have improved health and our climate gives us wonderful rainy weather Tired of this? Well on the Oregon trail you don’t have to worry about cold weather!

4. Motivators cont. Tired of getting sick all the time? Well on the Oregon trail you no longer have to worry about some of the diseases you get when you’re in the East Missing the great forests of America that are being cut down? Well in on the Oregon trail you’ll soon find even more forests! And the biggest reason of all to join us… free land! That’s right, free land! No body has claimed any part of Oregon yet so get it while it’s free! Don’t have to worry about getting sick out here, no sir, you’ll be healthy and clean out here!

5. The Obstacles Watch what you drink! Out here the water will give you Cholera, but with my trusted system you don’t have to worry about attracting the deadly disease. Tired of going out for a swim and next thing you know you’re drowning? Well with my trusty ideas you know longer have to worry about sleeping with the fishes. Is it storming outside and you have no place to go? Don’t worry! I will have extra tent while we are traveling You no longer have to worry about drowning with my watchful system

6. End Hope to see you there! Payment for traveling on the Oregon trail will be $1000 cash. We will not accept checks. Your lives are in the hand of you family. If you die it’s your fault not mine, you’re the one who wasn’t paying attention what so ever. No guarantee for complete happiness in the west. Oh yeah you also have to build your house so you know those awesome woods? Yeah they have to go.