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TEACHING IS SOFT AND MUSHY A. STARTLING FACTS ABOUT TEACHING B. WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH C. WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING In the last two years, the State Dept. of Education has issued more than 50,000 emergency teaching credentials.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING In the last five years, there have been only 8 fully credentialed teachers for every 10 teaching positions in California’s public schools.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING In California during the 2000-01 school year, 1 in 7 teachers had no credential or the wrong credential for the subject they were teaching.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING 20% of all new teachers quit within three years…
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING 20% of all new teachers quit within three years… 50% quit within five years.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING Those teachers who scored in the top 25% on their college entrance exams were nearly twice as likely to leave.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING One-third of teachers in a nationwide poll said that they would not go into teaching if they had a chance to do it over again.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING The life expectancy of a teacher is four years lower than the national average.
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“Teaching is the most responsible, the least advertised, the worst paid, and the most richly rewarded profession in the world.” — Ian Hay
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teachers are grossly underpaid.
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHERS ARE GROSSLY UNDERPAID. Teachers earn 29% less than other workers with B.A. degrees.
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHERS ARE GROSSLY UNDERPAID. An entry level job in Silicon Valley pays as much as a 5th year teaching position.
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHERS ARE GROSSLY UNDERPAID. A beginning engineer makes $47,112 in California while a new teacher earns $26,225.
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teaching is undervalued by society.
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“Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.” — George Bernard Shaw
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“You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to a teacher.” — J. D. Salinger
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“Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.” — Oscar Wilde
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“Education: the inculcation of the imcomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.” — John Maynard Keynes
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“Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” — Jacques Barzun
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“One out of every three students in the United States scores below the 34th percentile in math.” — Bobo the Clown
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teaching is complex.
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“We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” — John Sculley
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“Teaching … is not only the hardest job in the school, it is the hardest job there is.” — William Glasser
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“Unless one has taught, it is hard to imagine the extent of the demands made on a teacher’s attention.” — Charles Silberman
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“People sometimes say, ‘I should like to teach if only pupils cared to learn.’ But then there would be little need of teaching.” — George H. Palmer
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT Providing for success vs. Providing a challenge
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT Computational skills vs. Calculator use
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT Traditional tests vs. Performance tasks
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT Coverage of topics vs. Depth of understanding
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT Algebraic thinking vs. Algebra 1 for all eighth graders
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT Real learning vs. Test preparation
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH TEACHING IS COMPLEX. THE BALANCING ACT State Standards vs. Common sense
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teaching is stressful.
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STARTLING FACT ABOUT TEACHING Teaching is the third most stressful occupation on earth behind only air traffic controllers and surgeons.
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“50 years ago, teachers said their top discipline problems were talking, chewing gum, making noise, and running in the halls....
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“The current list, by contrast, sounds like a cross between a rap sheet and the seven deadly sins.” – Anna Quindlen
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line 6) Dress code infractions
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line 6) Dress code infractions 7) Littering
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1940 1) Talking out of turn 2) Chewing gum 3) Making noise 4) Running in the halls 5) Cutting in line 6) Dress code infractions 7) Littering
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape 6) Robbery
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape 6) Robbery 7) Assault
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TOP 7 SCHOOL PROBLEMS 1990 1) Drug abuse 2) Alcohol abuse 3) Pregnancy 4) Suicide 5) Rape 6) Robbery 7) Assault
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teaching is exhausting.
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AN ALIEN’S VIEW OF SCHOOL: “School is a place were young people go to watch old people work.”
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“Teaching was the hardest work I had ever done, and it remains the hardest work I have done to date.” – Ann Richards
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teaching is ambiguous.
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EXCELLENCE IN TEACHING 1) High test scores 2) Quiet classrooms 3) Adherence to state standards 4) Use of latest curricula 5) Modern, high-tech classrooms
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But what about... l Caring for, respecting, and relating to students l Believing in kids l Compassion, energy, creativity, and intelligence l Inspiring life-long learning
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“To be a good teacher you need to keep two things in mind simultaneously: 1) you need to reach every student, every minute.
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“and … 2) in the broad sweep of a student’s life, you are little more than a speck of sand.” – from Possible Lives by Mike Rose
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“It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.” – Albert Einstein
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“Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire.” – William Butler Yeats
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WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH Teaching is frustrating.
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“For every person wishing to teach, there are thirty not wanting to be taught.” – W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL Clocks move more quickly during prep periods and more slowly during staff meetings.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL On Staff Development Days, clocks don’t move at all.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL The line at the copy machine is inversely proportional to the number of minutes left in your prep period.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL The copy machine will jam just before you need to run off an important test.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL Good students move away.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL New students haven’t covered anything you’ve been learning.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL The problem child will turn out to be a school board member’s son or daughter.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL Kids with colds will sneeze in your face.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL The disaster drill will be scheduled during your prep period.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL An assembly will be scheduled during the period in which you are most behind.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL A disaster will occur on Parent Visitation Day.
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MURPHY’S LAW IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL When something wonderful happens in your class, nobody is there to see it.
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH 1) Teaching requires CREATIVITY. 2) Teaching is COMPLEX. 3) Teaching is EXCITING. 4) Teaching is SATISFYING.
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH 5) Teaching is COMPELLING. 6) Teaching is intensely PERSONAL. 7) Teaching is FUN. 8) Teaching has a SOUL..
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching requires creativity.
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“Good teachers are usually a little crazy.” – Andy Rooney
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“One can do anything, anything at all … provided with a passionate and gifted teacher.” – Pat Conroy
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching is complex.
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“A successful teacher needs: the education of a college president, the executive ability of a financier,
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the humility of a deacon, the adaptability of a cameleon, the hope of an optimist,
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the courage of a hero, the wisdom of a serpent, the gentleness of a dove, the patience of Job,
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the grace of God, and the persistence of the Devil.” – anonymous
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching is exciting.
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“Perhaps teaching is really a mutual experience between the younger and the older; perhaps all there is to be learned is what they can discover between them.” – Amanda Cross
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“Teaching provides a way to stay young at heart, to maintain a lifetime of active learning. … It is in every respect a profession of hope.” – Vito Perrone
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching is satisfying.
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“Why teach? Why did Prometheus steal fire only to turn around and give it away? There is an inherent generosity in the human spirit – one of its faces in the face of a teacher.” – Michael Crichton
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching is compelling.
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“Teaching is a life sentence … 24/7.” – Jonathan Kozol
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“Love is a better master than duty.” – Albert Einstein
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching is intensely personal.
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“We teach more by what we are than by what we teach.” – Will Durant
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“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands who remember them for the rest of their lives.” – Andrew Rooney
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching is FUN!
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“To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?” – Katharine Graham
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“Teaching seems to me beyond doubt the greatest of the professions.” – Theodore Brameld
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WHY YOU SHOULD TEACH Teaching has a soul.
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“If you plan for a decade, plant a tree. If you plan for a century, teach the children.” – anonymous
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“Teachers are more than any other class the guardians of civilization.” – Bertrand Russell
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“The future of the nation is on the shoulders of teachers and how they teach kids.” – Richard R. Green
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“Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.” – H. G. Wells
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“I beg of you to stop apologizing for being a member of the most important profession in the world.” – William G. Carr
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“A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” – Henry Brooks Adams
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“I touch the future. I teach.” – Christa McAuliffe
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