2. M.J. Hammer “Strong as a compound subject’’

3.  Poofed out pronouns from taking over names.  Donated adjectives to the poorly creative.  Helped the verbs regain their action when the periods put an end to them.

4. How will you use the parts of speech to cure the chaos facing Dictionopolis after the horrible problem in the market place?  He will send in troops of exclamation marks to add emotion in this time of chaos!  He will use his transition power to change the chaos into organized peace!

5. Do you believe proper English usage is Important enough to save? Why?  Yes, English is the most widely known language throughout the world.  It is used for everything from international academic conferences to popular music lyrics.

6. With the implementation of the internet, some believe spelling, punctuation, and proper sentence structure are things of the past. What do you believe?  The internet language is not acceptable with which to communicate.  It is important for everyone to know proper English. Otherwise, we will not be able to communicate with those who don’t have the internet.

7.  M.J. was born singing his ABC’s, so he will fight to the end where he will still be singing his ABC’s.  A dependable and an experienced leader.  Likes to eat English McMuffins.

8. Thanks to…  http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/  http://dm.olemiss.edu/archives/98/9809/980 922/news.HTML  http://englishfirst.org/eff/kitao-wh.htm  www.freegraphics.com

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