Why Hamantaschen Are Better Than Latkes

Why Latkes Are Just as Good as Hamantaschen

The Lotos Eaters W.E.F. Britten

The Latkes Eaters WTF? Britten

The Latkes blooms below the barren peak, The Latkes blows by every winding creek; All day the wind breathes low with greasier tone; Thro’ every oily pan and kettle lone Round and round in spicy mounds the yellow Latkes-dust is blown. We have had enough of poppy-seed, and of hamantaschen we, Roll’d to starboard, roll’d to larboard, when the pastry-dough was free, Where the Purim monster spouted tasty fillings in the sea. Let us swear an oath, and keep it with an equal mind, In the hollow Latkes-land to live and lie reclined On the hills like schmucks together, careless of mankind. - “Tennyson”

The Latkes blooms below the barren peak, The Latkes blows by every winding creek; All day the wind breathes low with greasier tone; Thro’ every oily pan and kettle lone Round and round in spicy mounds the yellow Latkes-dust is blown. We have had enough of poppy-seed, and of hamantaschen we, Roll’d to starboard, roll’d to larboard, when the pastry-dough was free, Where the Purim monster spouted tasty fillings in the sea. Let us swear an oath, and keep it with an equal mind, In the hollow Latkes-land to live and lie reclined On the hills like schmucks together, careless of mankind. - “Tennyson”

S. Ervinge Spoone ( )

LATKES

The Computational Beauty of Hamantaschen

Infinite perimeter Zero area

The Computational Ugliness of Latkes

The Computational Beauty of Latkes

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If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it. - A. Einstein Postscript