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REALLY FUNNY REALLY FUNNY OR SAD RATHER SAD RATHER Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to mosque, but so small when taken to the mall. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how long it takes to serve ALLAH for an hour, But how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque seem, but how short they are when watching a movie. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how people get thrilled when a cricket game goes into one day series, but complain when a “khutba” is longer than the regular time. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel OR a magazine. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Muslim event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last moment. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how people believe what the newspapers says, but question what the Quran says !! Join my Group: Mailing Address:

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything. Join my Group: Mailing Address:

How you can send a thousand 'jokes' through and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. But more funny is …. Join my Group: Mailing Address: