1. HOW TO MAKE A SPEAKING HOW NOT TO MAKE A SPEAKING (HOW YOU SHOULDNT MAKE A SPEAKING)

2. SPEAKINGS

3. Planning First, some pieces of advice Talking rightly without too many stops Talking rightly without too many stops If you use a computer… If you use a computer…

4. About topics You need: An interesting one An interesting one Not very hard Not very hard And speak it well, please And speak it well, please

5. About glossary Dont choose easy words! HelloDogPeter And Spanish ones neither!! HolaArsa Chiquito de La Calzada

6. More about glossary And get better that phonetics! Animals /ϋش £ / Sleeping /zzzzzzzz/ Spain /speın/ HA ha!!

7. Talking rightly Practise at home Dont use very hard expressions Improvising is good, dont try to memorize. Be confident, my friend

8. TOP SECRET: Avoid Peter If you dont talk rightly Peter will probably stop you and this may make you feel upset. PRACTISE and you will avoid this. If you dont talk rightly Peter will probably stop you and this may make you feel upset. PRACTISE and you will avoid this.

9. If you use a computer Computers are useful Computers are useful But they should be well used. But they should be well used. Because if you dont use them right… It's Peter's time. Because if you dont use them right… It's Peter's time.

10. About texts Long texts arent original and they are usually boring: Long texts arent original and they are usually boring: Many believe that Europe is the only continent smaller than Russia, but this is not true. In truth, Europe is not a continent at all, but an ugly growth of peninsulas and islands sticking out of the west end of Asia. The only reason it gets counted separately is because it's the ancestral home of white people, while Asia is the ancestral home of, well, Asians. Some historians think that Europe was conquered by the United States of America in the 20th century, while most European people maintain some fantasy of independence. Instead of speak, you read and people wont be interested (even if you said something important or funny)

11. Images Including images is something good and so people will be more interested in your speaking Including images is something good and so people will be more interested in your speaking

14. Something else If you dont prepare a good speaking, you will always be able to ask for help to the mob, Chinese gangsters are cheaper but Italian one offers a great job and a nice meal in their restaurant. If you dont prepare a good speaking, you will always be able to ask for help to the mob, Chinese gangsters are cheaper but Italian one offers a great job and a nice meal in their restaurant.

15. This is over With this guide you will be able to make a passable speaking, well, it was effective with me so if you get a good mark using all the pieces of advice which were put here… you will have to pay me 20 for this precious information. Thanks (for the money)