1. Army Forgotten Ribbons and Medals NR Non Recognition Medal: For all the hard work you accomplished and someone out ranking you takes the credit GPR Green Pickle Ribbon: All the times you have been f***ed over with no lubrication for no reason ASK Always Skating Medal: All the numerous times you have been getting out and away from work unnoticed, until the end of the day. KA Kiss Ass Ribbon: Awarded to those Soldiers that you know who have their lips attached to anyones ass that out ranks them. Also known as brown nosing. RTKA Refuse to Kiss Ass Ribbon: When you realize all the bullshit that higher ups are trying to make you and your Soldiers do. You just refuse to comply. DOM Disgruntle of Army Medal: Awarded to Soldiers who just dont give a f*** about anything. Also theyre mad at everything including their mother. FFL Field For Life Medal: When your on every field exercise known to man…period. WDTB Who Drives The Bus Ribbon: When you know your shop is f***ed up because there are too many Chiefs and not enough Indians. TG That Guy Ribbon: If youve been to a party and embarrassed yourself, waking up with markers and writing on your body, but you dont remember. WM Wing Man Medal: For the ones who sacrificed their pride and took that bullet, grenade, land mine, and that atomic nuclear bomb. Your shame will not go in vain, but will benefit the other person. SPCD Stay Pregnant and Cant Deploy Ribbon : Every time a deployment comes up, its time to get knocked up. LDW Light Duty Warrior Medal: The one that never PTs, Stays late, Lifts heavy shit, and complains about what hurts, but always quick to go out and party. stop

2. LL PUA Picking Up Again Ribbon: For those Soldiers who got busted down and picked up any rank more than twice and are still in the Army. BSS Bullshit Story Ribbon: That one Soldier who has a story for everything, including whatever you and your fellow Soldiers did, that one Soldier did it better. SASM Stinky Ass Soldier Medal: Soldiers who thinks their mother is in the Army cleaning up after them. Poor hygiene, never washed their laundry, and finds nothing wrong living in filth. BB Busy Body Ribbon: To the Soldiers who knows everybody elses business and tells it, but does not know their own. DFL Duty For Life Medal: When your promotion goes by everyone in your section and you never get it… STT Story To Tell Ribbon: Those Soldiers who know theyre lying, when they start off with Well what happened was or Huh when asked. You know youre about to get a false, but an unbelievable, sometimes funny story. ML Moto Language Medal: Soldiers who never say your rank and name, but always called you Warrior, Killer, Hard Charger, or Motivator. EWP Elite Working Party Ribbon: Awarded to Soldiers serving in Operation Beautification. Mission Code: Sweep and Mop it, Get Cleaned by 0600, Sandbag it, Tear it down just to put it up again, and Police Call. DADT Dont Ask Dont Tell Ribbon: To those Soldiers that show too much sugar in their tank. Need I say more. PM Potty Mouth Ribbon: Is for the Soldiers who uses 4 or more curse words in one sentence. E ## PH Power Hungry Medal: For the Soldiers who pick up rank then goes through a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde power trip. IDE I Deserve Everything Ribbon: Awarded to the Soldiers who think they deserve everything, but did nothing to earn it.

3. SS Stealth Smuggler Medal: Those Soldiers that are always getting their hands on the hook ups that no one else can get. SP Smoke Pit Ribbon: Awarded to those who visit the smoke pit 7 times in an 8 hour day or 15 times or more in a 12 hour day when at work. WTF What The f*** Medal: For those who were told Do as I say, not as I do. So the rules apply to everyone, but you see them doing everything that everyones not supposed to be doing. MA Mystery Soldier Ribbon: Awarded to that one Soldier thats been in your department for months not saying shit and has been unnoticed, until they get promoted. Making you wonder where the hell did they come from?, when did they get here?, and Who is that again? BG Blame Game Ribbon: Getting blamed for shit that has nothing to do with you or your department, but you get blamed anyway. CGR Cant Get Right Medal: For that Soldier who cant get shit right and every time they come around everyone hides from them because no one wants to deal with them. COA Crusty Old Soldiers Medal: For that cranky, crusty, rude, old ass Soldier that just wont retire and tries to stay in, even when their great grand kids are picking up CSM. DQ Drama Queen Ribbon: For those who always love dealing with drama everyday. Just living their lives as one big f***ed up soap. EB Extreme Bummer Medal: For those who seem to never have shit they need and bum everything from everyone else all the time. OE Operator Error Ribbon: The ones who need assistance on the simplest equipment and somehow still f*** it up. SA Shady Soldier Ribbon: The Soldiers that f*** over everyone else to benefit themselves. Also known as back stabbers. UPFM Unhealthy Physical Fit Soldiers Medal: Performs better physically than any healthy Soldiers that doesnt drink or smoke, but still scores a 100 or at least close enough.

4. DEB Did Every Job Ribbon: For those who have done every job in your shop and still hold at least 4 of them. Which also means that you have been stationed there way too long. LM Legendary Marksmen Medal: For those Soldiers who wear a 4 th award on up marksmen badge. Who still cant shoot for shit and still blaming that the weapon is f***ed up, when its an operator error. BCB Biggest Cry Baby Ribbon: Awarded to the one Soldier who cries about everything and anything. Youre not even sure if they are a Soldier. SA Skin Art Ribbon: Those Soldiers who are tattooed from head to toe and are still in the Army beating all the rules and regulations. LR Lab Rat Medal: Awarded to those Soldiers who used every drug known to man and still havent been popped for one piss test or if so theyre still in the Army doing their thing staying high. IH Internet Hog Ribbon: The one Soldier that spends all day at work surfing the internet and never lets anyone else on for shit. PLC Pointless Love Connection Ribbon: For those Soldiers that find love on the internet or just met the person elsewhere, known them for two days then marries them. Next thing you know one month later theyre divorced. FM False Moto Medal: The one Soldier who is all about motivation in front of the right people, but behind closed doors you hear them saying f*** the Army and they cant stand anyone out ranking them. WB Wind Bag Ribbon: When passing the word becomes passing the speech. At the end of every sentence is And one more thing youre in for a long ass night. SCK Suspect Cereal Killer Ribbon: At work they talk to no one and are always busy. Off work they stay locked up in their room with the blinds closed and they go nowhere besides the PX. PS Poor Sports Medal: Awarded to Soldiers who think they are still in their prime saying theyre the best at every sport, but reality shows that they suck at every sport. IM Idiots Medal: Served at least 1 or more terms in same location and still doesnt know shit, but somehow your ass is still picking up rank.

5. SI Space Invader Ribbon: Those few Soldiers who just get too close for comfort. Out of 10 empty sinks in the gym bathroom, some naked Soldier straight out of the shower, wants to brush their teeth next to you nude while flexing in mirror and trying to strike up a conversation. NBB No Back Bone Medal: They are recognized by the amount of footprint, tire, bike, hum-v, and 7-ton tracks marked on their body. Maybe some day they will learn to stand up for their Soldiers and themselves. Just stop being a yes man ass…thats the first step. UCS Uncontrolled Spasms Ribbon: The ones who spasm about the slightest things. They turn a small issue into the biggest problem. Basically another little chicken. GM Halitosis Garbage Mouth Ribbon: To those with a bad case of Halitosis and wants to talk to you face to face or in an enclosed area with no proper ventilation. Breathe that smells like a little man is shitting on their tongue. #34599668#34599668 BT Jail Time Medal: For those who served time in Jail special thanks for keeping our highways and roads clean. CF Caffeine Freak Medal: Those Soldiers who have a coffee or some type of caffeine drink glued to their hand all day everyday, even when theyre driving or playing sports. MD Major Dipping Ribbon: Award to those Soldiers who can dip a whole can and leave spit marks and bottles everywhere. SD Speed Demon Ribbon: For those Soldiers who have 4 or more speeding tickets and still have their driving privileges on and off post. CJD Courage Juice Drinker Medal: Awarded to those Soldiers who get drunk and want to fight everyone, but by the end of the night they got their ass beat by everyone at the party.