1. Alisa, Darcie, Mary Beth Top Ten List Things You Don’t Want to Hear when you create a new technology

2. 10. Sorry about dinner. Grandma tried to send Thanksgiving Dinner through the email.

3. 9. John and Jane request the honor of your presence for their wedding. Nuptials promptly at 8 p.m. at your local telegraph office.

4. 8. “Honey, the police are here. Did you hack into the FBI site again?”

5. 7. Manual, what manual?

6. 6. LDJFHSDLFJHSIDUFHJDFHSD. Please respond promptly.

7. 5. “Dad, can I have a million dollars for this invention I’m working on?”

8. 4. By order of the town council, text messaging can only be sent Mondays from 3 a.m. to 6 a.m.

9. 3. No, no, no…You can’t make me use this!

10. 2. Keep Bush (the devil) away from your computer.

11. 1. I have a dream…this snorkblaster is going to cure all the world’s runny noses!