1. FEMALE SELF-ESTEEM

2. As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.

3. And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all …..….

4. I’m not overweight!! I’m not fat!! I’m smart!! VERY smart!!

5. FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD …..

6. Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to someone you believe fits this description. Don’t return it to me though; I’ve already received it and I know I’m great. But lets not forget the following…..:

7. Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling ….. BOY, What a Ride!!!!!!

8. YES SIR!! WE ARE PERFECT …. Because: -We don’t go bald. -We have an international day, and a national day too. -We can use pink as well as blue.

9. We always know our kids are ours. -We have priority in a shipwreck. -We don’t pay the bill.

10. We’re the first hostages to go free. -If we are cheated on, we’re the victims. -If we cheat, the men are The ones with the horns.

11. -We can pay attention to several things at a time. Cool naa???

12. -The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President?

13. If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers; If a man decides to do a woman’s job, he’a a fag.

14. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS…!!!

15. Send this to all of the perfect women you know And to all men you believe are capable of acknowledging it...

16. HAVE A GREAT DAY