The Godfather: The Trilogy

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Vito Andolini, and a very evil men named Don Ciccio. Anyways, Don Ciccio killed Vito’s parents and brother, but Vito managed to escape to America. When he grew up, he met a soon-to-be fat young robber named Peter Clemenza, and between the two of them, they started a Mafia. However, it was Don Fatuccini who owned the Mafia around there, and he wanted a share of the money. Vito did the only reasonable thing to do. He killed him.

Vito became a very famous mobster and gained a lot of power with the name Don Vito Corleone. He used this power to take revenge on Don Ciccio by stabbing him. The years passed, and Don Vito grew old. The other mobsters started ganing up on him and his family, and beofre he could do anything about it, they had already planned a murder attempt on him. MEAN!

When his son Michael found out ‘bout this, he decided to get closer to his brother, Sonny, the new Don, and the rest of his family. They had him working as a secretary taking phone calls for them. He called Luca Brasi ‘bout ten times, before someone came in to offer Sonny some delicious fish!

Well, the security at the hospital where Vito was staying sucked, so Michael came to help him out. This really mean cop punched him, and Michael was mad!!! So he grabbed a gun, and killed him, while having dinner with no good son of a bitch Solozzo, whose narcotics deal was refused by the Corleone family, so he tried to kill them all!!!

Michael fleed to Italy, met a Scicillian beauty, married her, two days later, she was killed. Not long after, Sonny was on his way to kill his sister’s husband, when he got tommy guuned at the causeway! Also MEAN! Poor Sonny!

Michael came back to America, married Kay, had a child named Anthony and took over the business. After his father died for smelling too many tomatoes and scaring his grandchild with some scary goofy teeth, Michael ordered his sister’s husband, along with Moe Green, and the heads of all the New York Families to be killed. You gotta love a happy ending!

Michael became very cold hearted during the years. In 1958 he send his own brother to be killed, for plotting against him. He also sent a lot of people in which he was in the hotel/casino business with. His wife left him and took Anthony and Sofia with her. Michael was left alone in Lake Tahoe with his trusted consligulieri and in a way, a brother, Tom Hagen.

Michael grew old and wanted nothing to do with the business anymore. So, he moved back to New York after Tom died, and started working on foundations with his new lawyer BJ. Then, the Pope set up a ceremony for him! Joey Zasa gave him the Italian American of the Year award. Which is civillian talk for the Mobster of the Year Award. Michael met his nephew Vicnet,m Sonny’s son, who sent to have Zasa killed after the helicopter attack which was devastating. A lot of mobsters were killed. For example, the lucky coat idiot. Well, Michael had to ratify this deal with the Pope or whatever, so eh went down to Palermo, in Scicily. There, he met back with his old friend, Don Tomassino, who, of course, died. He showed Kay around the wonderful world of Scicilly. Then, they shared together the wondeful experience of seeing their daughter getting killed. Michael died of old age with his Chihuahua friend Vito. Dead -> <- Sad <- SAD Doesn’t give a crap ->