Christmas Trivia Keep track of your right answers!

1. Is Santa Claus real? No Yes Santa Claws is real, but not Santa Claus Well…he might…I’m not sure

2. Why do we celebrate Christmas? To get Guitar Hero So we can eat food Jesus’s Birthday Santa’s Birthday

3. Which of these is NOT a Reindeer? Blitzen Olive Rudolph Jim

4. What was the name of the Abominable Snowman in the old Rudolph Movie? Bumbles Rumbles Jingles Rhino

5. What do you use for a Snowman’s nose? Carrot Rock Stick Your friend’s nose

6. What are Santa’s Helpers? Underpaid people Elves Ninjas I AM!

7. Which of these is not a Christmas song? Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Trombones on the Housetop White Christmas Explosivo

8. What kind of sack does Santa have? A big burlap sack He has a basket. Santa isn’t real. A wal-mart bag.

9. Santa’s stomach is Full of Sugar Like a bowl full of jelly Holding chicken Small

10. What is Santa’s sworn enemy? Ninjas Bumbles Fred Claus Bad Kids

11. Speaking of Bad Kids, what do they get for Christmas? A backhand to the face They have to watch the Matrix Sequels Peanut Butter Sandwiches Coal

12. Which is the best Christmas Movie ever? Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Frosty the Snowman A Christmas Story Ninja Zombie Pro-am

13. Speaking of that, what is a famous line from it? Oh, Fudge You’ll shoot your eye out! Fruh…jee…lee All of the above

14. You’re almost done. But riddle me this, what is Santa times pie? Santa Times Pie is equal to shut up 42 (Answer to everything) Santa X Pie=Sapie No

LAST QUESTION! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EEZ SO HARD It’s hard like a rock

15. What was the name of a Reindeer Rudolph meets in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?? Fireball Icestorm Blitzy Snowball

GRADING SCALE 0= Do you celebrate Christmas? 1-2= Do you even know who Santa is? 3-4=…Go watch Rudolph…or something… 5-6=I don’t like you.. 7-8=Well…you kinda…you’re dumb. 8-10=You’re not bad =Pretty good =Nice Job. 15=You win at life. 16=You can’t obtain this ranking.