Kermit got sick By: Max Beller
There once was a man named Kermit. Some say he was a bit of a hermit. But no one ever frowned when Kermit came to town, in fact they always smiled when he was around!
One day Kermit got really sick. His colon was making him feel ick. He went to the doctor, and was in for a shocker, when he found out his colon was more beat up than a boxer!
It turned out his colon had cancer and it was a real health disaster. He felt weakness and fatigue so he would shake at the knee, and when he went to the bathroom he would sometimes bleed.cancer
The doctor told Kermit he had many options, one was to pump his body with toxins. It is called chemotherapy and while it may seem very scary not getting treatment would be even more hairy!options
If Kermit was in a bit of a hurry, he could opt to try colon surgery. The would remove the polpys, provided they weren’t bigger than dollops, and that would give the cancer quite the wallop!
The doctor said he would be remiss if he didn’t talk about the potential risks of the treatments he said would make his colon feel some bliss!
First the doctor talked about the risks of surgery and how they might come up with quite an urgency. There might be some pain that might cause him to complain, but soon he would be right as rain!risks of surgery
Next was problems with chemotherapy, which can sometimes be very scary! There may be some pain and some troubles with the brain, but these aren’t as bad as letting the cancer remain.problems with chemotherapy
So despite all the risks Kermit persists that the doctor try the treatments. Sadly they both didn’t work, because the cancer stayed like a jerk. But there was still some hope and there was a new drug that was dope!drug
This new drug just started trial, but already was working hard to remove the bile. It blocked a protein that allowed the cancer to spread like a machine! protein
Soon after taking the drug, the cancer fell like a lug. Kermit was saved, and stories were made about the disease that Kermit had braved!