1-10 Kinetic Grading

Kitchen Remodel “To begin, I hope the kitchen is well working and your family is enjoying it. However I have run into a slight complication with the payment originally agreed on. Upon arrival of the check I notice the payment written out to 500 dollars and not $1,200. I am sure it was an mistake and am not worried about receiving the full amount. Get back to me when possible. --- Friend.”

Kitchen Remodel “However it was $700 dollars short. I just wondering if their was any mistake’s in the paymint. Or if you feel like we did not do a quality job we can come back and finish whatever you would like us to do. We were just expecting $1,200 dollars and when it came short we were worried. If there is any compromise we could come to we could be happy to talk to you.”

Firing Someone “Lately we haven’t had that many customers because our company sucks. I’m writing you this letter because we are letting you go. We are so very sorry. Thank you for your hard work. Thanks.” “Lately we haven’t had that many customers because our company sucks. I’m writing you this letter because we are letting you go. We are so very sorry. Thank you for your hard work. Thanks.”

Firing Someone “It saddens us to inform you that we can no longer employ you. This is purely due to budget cuts. If, in the future, we have an opening, we would love for you to apply again. Your termination is purely due to you being the most recently hired person. Again, thank you for your work with us and sorry for the bad news. You have our deepest apologies.” “It saddens us to inform you that we can no longer employ you. This is purely due to budget cuts. If, in the future, we have an opening, we would love for you to apply again. Your termination is purely due to you being the most recently hired person. Again, thank you for your work with us and sorry for the bad news. You have our deepest apologies.”

Baby Waking Up- Car Horn “I would highly appreciate it if your carpool ride would not honk at 5:30. I have a newborn and it is a very light sleeper and it’s difficult to get it to sleep. My suggestion would be to make an exact time on when they will pick you up. That way you can be ready and out the door without disrupting anyone. Sincerely, your very annoyed neighbor.”

Baby Waking Up- Car Horn “Just wanted to let you know that we recently had a baby. He sleeps really good through the night but wakes up early in the morning due to a car horn. We were wondering if you and your friend could arrange to not use the car horn. That would help so much. Thank you!”

Baby Waking Up- Car Horn “Don’t you have a phone? Does your carpool buddys have to honk the car horn every time they pick you up? I have been burde with the care of a child who is a night owl. The poor child can’t absolutely go to sleep at night and keeps keeps me up all night long with his increasingly demanding needs. I do not need your buddy to wake him up as soon as rock him to sleep. Could you please make your buddy call you instead of honk. It can also be waking up more people up and that for sure its not fun so if you could plz do that for me.”

Baby Waking Up- Car Horn “If you could please find another way for your ride to let you know when they are there, maybe a call or text. Thank you—your neighbor.”

Bigger Office “Recently I have been a vital part of this company. I have contributed to 48% of the total sales in this office. I have noticed while trying to process all of these sales that I have, I don’t have enough space in my small office. Also I have noticed that Bill next door in the huge office has been doing almost nothing. He only contributes to 1% of sales and makes more use out of the couch than the phone. I think that I could be more productive and have deserved the larger office. If you would consider making this change, I would appreciate it. Thank You, Rob”

Bigger OFfice “It is necessary that he be given the smaller office space so that he realizes that he needs to be more productive. Likewise in order to show hard work pays off, I ask that I be given the larger working space. Please consider this proposal. Your faithful employee, Rick Dale.”

Nurse Mistakes “Dr. Obviously No Med Degree, I recently had to receive a shot in your office. The nurse that gave me the shot has caused plenty of medical issues that I believe I shouldn’t be paying for. The nurses mistakes are not my own.”

Remarks Under the Influence “Dear good friend, I just wanted to say that I am very sorry about what was said at last year’s Christmas party, I didn’t mean for call you the biggest bum in the world. I was very angry because of you taking my taco’s. They were even the good kind but you took them. I even went big and got lettuce on the taco’s.”

Remarks Under the Influence “Dear Mike, I’m writing this letter to you because we had a little misunderstanding at last year’s Christmas party. I want you to know that the things that I said. I didn’t mean it. I’m truly sorry and I still concern you to be my friend. I hope that you can look over my stupidly and forgive me.”

Breakup “I am sorry to say this, but I just feel like things haven’t been working out lately. And it would be better if we’re not together anymore. ): Sincerely your EX”

Breakup “I know it has been rough the last couple weeks, but it isn’t fair to US if we keep this going. So we just need to be done. I’m only saying that we will break up so I can focus on my school work. We can still talk and be friends because I feel like you’re the right person, just the wrong time.”

Breakup “Let’s be realistic, it’s not working out. We’re done.”

Daddy Issues “Dadio, Remember last weekend when I brought home my boyfriend for you to meet? Well you were kind of being a jerk by making fun of who he is. He’s not going to change and that’s okay because I wouldn’t want him to. So if you could please call him and apologize it would mean the world to me. Love ya tons! P.s. we’re getting married so you better learn to like him ;)”

Daddy Issues “Dear Dad, I really didn’t appreciate you making fun of Jack, my boyfriend. You probably didn’t know that you went a little too far. Now I don’t think he wants to come back> Dad, you possibly ruined my chance of getting married. I can’t help it that I fall in love with “sensitive” men. Love, your one and only daughter that is not going to get married, Jenny. *picture of a broken heart* This is what you did, dad!”

Daddy Issues “Dear Father, I was severely offended by the comments directed at my significant other. I feel like you should know that you went too far. The comments offended him/her so severely that it is very unlikely he/her will ever return. This relationship with him/her is the best thing that I have ever had and I would appreciate it if you stayed out of it. Please take this into consideration. Your daughter.”