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Law 1: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches. Law 2: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later Law 5: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Law 7: Every task takes twice as long as you think it will take. If you double the time you think it will take, it will actually take four times as long. Murphy's Computer Laws

Law 8: There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE". Law 14: In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. Law 15: Program results should always be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way. Law 16: Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. Murphy's Computer Laws

Law 20: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. Law 21: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors or until someone insists on getting some useful work done. Law 22: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public. Law 30: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. Murphy's Computer Laws

Law 32: Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out. Law 37: The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, & the last ten 10% takes the other 90%. Law 52: Badness comes in waves. Law 54: After designing a useful routine that gets around a familiar bug in the system, the system is revised, the bug is taken away, and you're left with a useless routine. Murphy's Computer Laws

Law 56: That's not a bug, that's a feature! Law 59: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can. Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. (Douglas) Hofstadter's Law: Any computer project will take twice as long as you think it will even when you take into account Hofstadter's law. Woltman's Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time. Murphy's Computer Laws