BSMA 2017

Be Our Guest Be, our, guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round you neck Cherie And we’ll provide the rest. Soup du jour! Hot hors d’oeuvres! Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, its delicious! Don’t believe me, ask the dishes!

They can sing, they can dance, After all Miss, this is France They can sing, they can dance, After all Miss, this is France. And a dinner here is never second best. Go on, unfold your menu, take a glance And then you’ll be our guest! Oui, our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Your command is our request It’s ten years since we had anybody here, and we’re obsessed. With your meal, with your ease, Yes, indeed we aim to please. While the candle light’s still glowing, Let us help you, we’ll keep going

Course by course, one by one, ‘Til you shout “Enough I’m done Course by course, one by one, ‘Til you shout “Enough I’m done!” Then we’ll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you’ll prop your feet up But for now let’s eat up! Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest. PLEASE, BE, OUR, GUEST!

Lunchtime Queue Down in my tummy I’m feeling so hungry, My mind is on nothing but lovely food. When you’ve not eaten for hours at least then You can’t help but dream in the lunchtime queue. Chorus What’s on the menu for lunchtime today? Let me imagine what it might say:

Egg-burger, cheese-burger, barbecued bean-burger, Guaranteed lean, served with French fries too. Tagliatelli with cheese that is smelly, To fill up my belly all afternoon Chorus What’s on the menu for lunchtime today? Let me imagine what it might say:

Jacket potato with salad that tastes so Delicious with mayo and good for you. Savoury pizza with my favourite meatza, So tasty to eat when you’re in the mood. Chorus What’s on the menu for lunchtime today? Let me imagine what it might say:

Pineapple Fritters with banana splitters and Raspberry ripple served with a spoon, Strawberry shortcakes with cream, like my mum makes, And thick chocolate milkshakes would nicely do. Chorus What’s on the menu for lunchtime today? Let me imagine what it might say:

Choir A I’ll tell you what’s on the menu – Its cottage pie or stew Choir A I’ll tell you what’s on the menu – Its cottage pie or stew. Cook has been busy all morning, Her food will have to do! (Repeat) Choir B Repeat verse 1 with Choir A on repeat

Chocolate Dreams Verse 1 Feeling blue, nothing new, There is only one thing to do to lighten up, Brighten up, that’s dream, Chocolate dreams. Verse 2 Got an ache, need a break, There is only one thing to do to smile again, Laugh again, that’s dream,

Chorus 1 Scrummy in a cheese cake, yummy in milkshake, Pour it in a sauce on vanilla ice cream. Lick it off a biscuit, in a soufflé whisk it, All you have to do is dream, Chocolate dreams. Verse 3 Feeling down, got a frown, There is only one thing to drown your woes and sighs, Close your eyes, and dream,

Verse 4 In the glums, overcome, There is only one thing to numb your misery, Despondency, that’s dream, Chocolate dreams. Chorus 2 Chunk it up with toffee, dunk it in your coffee, Spread with peanut butter is rather extreme. Crunchy, crisp or chewy, Munchy, mint or gooey, All you have to do is dream, Dream,

Our Dustbin Oh you can’t put you muck in our dustbin, our dustbin, our dustbin, You can’t put your muck in our dustbin, our dustbin’s full! Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar, Fish and chip and vinegar, pepper, pepper, pepper pot. One bottle of beer, two bottles of beer, three bottles of beer, four bottles of beer, Five bottles beer, six bottles of beer, sev’n bottles of, bottles of beer.

School Dinners What did you have for dinner today, what did you have at school? We started with Crisps, bottle of pop and nibbled a hula hoop, Minestrone, Mulligatawny, cream of tomato soup. Steak and onions and bangers and mash, vegetarian stew, Yorkshire puddin’ that’s really good n’ a lot more too. Rhubarb, custard, rice pudding and prunes, Things we adore, but if we have more, we’ll only sing out of tune.

Lollypop, lollypop Lollipop lollipop, Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop (pop) Repeat Call my baby lollipop, Tell you why Your kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when you do your shaky rockin' dance Man, I haven't got a chance I call you…. Repeat Lollipop

Sweeter than candy on a stick, Huckleberry, cherry or lime If I had a chance, you’d be my pick But the lollipop is mine Repeat Lollipop Call my baby lollipop, Tell you why Your kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when you do your shaky rockin' dance Man, I haven't got a chance I call you Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, Lollipop lollipop REPEAT

The Candyman I can’t stop eating sweets, All those wonderful Willy Wonka treats You can keep the others ‘cause me I’m a wonkerer, When it comes to candy, Willy’s the conqueror. Who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two (A) The candy man (B) (the candy man) (A) The candy man can (B) (the candy man can) ALL - The candy man can ‘cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh? Soak it in the sky and make a strawb’ry lemon pie (A) The candy man (B) (the candy man) (A) The candy man can (B) (the candy man can) ALL The candy man can ‘cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. The candyman makes, everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious. Talk about your childhood wishes! You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow? Dip it in a dream, Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream, (A) The candy man (B) (the candy man) (A) The candy man can (B) (the candy man can) ALL The candy man can ‘cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. The candyman makes, everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes! You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow? Dip it in a dream, Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream, (A) The candy man (B) (the candy man) (A) The candy man can (B) (the candy man can) ALL The candy man can ‘cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. And the world tastes good because the Candyman thinks it should___________.

Sweet Gingerbread Man Feel like I’m made out o’ gingerbread. Uh, huh, uh, huh. Crumb pickin’, lip lickin’ gingerbread. Uh, huh, uh, huh. Can’t think about rainy weather now, I’ve finally got myself together now! Fresh out of the pan, Sweet Gingerbread Man!

Twirlin’ a cane made o’ peppermint. Uh, huh, uh, huh Twirlin’ a cane made o’ peppermint. Uh, huh, uh, huh. Nice icky, hand sticky peppermint! Uh, huh, uh huh! Spun sugary cloud I’m floatin’ on, Sun’s spreadin’ my suit o’ sugar coatin’ on. All tasty and tan, Sweet Gingerbread Man! Fresh out of the pan, Sweet Gingerbread Man! I got a feelin’ wouldn’t trade for anything, For all the beans, for all the greens, For all the world! Oh!

Feel like I’m made out o’ gingerbread. Uh, huh, uh, huh Feel like I’m made out o’ gingerbread. Uh, huh, uh, huh. Crumb pickin’, lip lickin’ gingerbread. Uh, huh, uh, huh. Can’t think about rainy weather now. I’ve finally got myself together now! All tasty and tan, Sweet Gingerbread Man! Fresh out o’ the pan, Sweet Gingerbread Man!

Hot Chocolate Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Ooh, we got it. Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Hey, we got it. Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Say, we got it. ALL HOT CHOC’LATE! Choir A Hot! Hot! Choir B Oh, we got it. Choir A Hot! Hot! Choir B So, we got it. Choir A Hot! Hot! Choir B Yo, we got it. Here we’ve only got one rule: Never, ever let it cool. Keep it, cook it in the pot. Whaddaya got? HOT CHOC’LATE!

Choir B Hot. Hot. Choir A Ooh, we got it. Choir B Hot. Hot Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Ooh, we got it. Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Hey, we got it. Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Say, we got it. HOT CHOC’LATE! Choir A Hot! Hot! Choir B Oh, we got it. Choir A Hot! Hot! Choir B So, we got it. Choir A Hot! Hot! Choir B Yo, we got it. Choir B Here we’ve only got one rule: Choir A Here we’ve only got one rule Choir B Never, ever let it cool. Choir A Never , ever let it cool. Choir B Keep it, cook it in the pot. Choir A Soon ya got____ Repeat

Choir B Hot. Hot. Choir A Hey, we got it. Choir B Hot. Hot Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Hey, we got it! Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Whoa, we got it! Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Yeah, we got it Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Oh, we got it. Repeat Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Yeah, we got it. Choir B Hot! Hot! Choir A Oh, we got it. (21 bars) HOT CHOC’LATE!

Truly Scrumptious Toot sweets sound like what they are, So do lollies in a lolly pop jar Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found, Sugar plum, cinnamon and lemon tart Tell you what they are right from the start And your name does the same for you ____________By coincidence. Truly scrumptious, You're truly, truly scrumptious Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait,

When you’re near us, it's so delicious, Honest, Truly, you're the answer to our wishes Truly Scrumptious, though we may seem presumptuous Never, never, ever go away. Our hearts beat so unruly because we love you truly Honest Truly, we do. Truly scrumptious, you two are truly scrumptious Scrumptious as the breeze across the bay. When you're smiling, it's so delicious So beguiling, you're the answer to my wishes. And I shan't forget this lovely day. My heart beats so unruly, I also love you truly, Honest, truly, I do.

Food Glorious Food Is it worth the waiting for? If we live till eighty four All we ever get is gruel! Every day we say our prayer -- Will they change the bill of fare? Still we get the same old gruel! There's not a crust, not a crumb can we find, Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge? But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill When we all close our eyes and imagine--

Food, glorious food, Hot sausage and mustard Food, glorious food, Hot sausage and mustard! While we're in the mood -- Cold jelly and custard! Peas pudding and savaloys. What next is the question? Rich gentlemen have it, boys -- in digestion! Food Glorious food we're anxious to try it Three banquets a day, our favourite diet Just picture a great big steak Fried, roasted, or stewed Oh food! wonderful food! Marvellous food! glorious food!

Food glorious food, don't care what it looks like Burnt, underdone, crude, don't care what the cooks like Just thinking of growing fat, our senses go reeling One moment of knowing that, full up feeling. Food Glorious food, what wouldn't we give for That extra bit more, that's all that we live for, Why should we be fated to do nothing but brood, On food, magical food, wonderful food marvellous food, Fabulous food, beautiful food, G L O R I O U S F O O D!