1. “Never spend your money before you have earned it.” Thomas Jefferson

2. “Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.” Norman Vincent Peale

3. “The elevator to financial success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs – one step at a time.” Joe Girard

4. “I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.” e. e. cummings

5. “About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.” Herbert Hoover

6. “My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.” Errol Flynn

7. “Where I was brought up we never talked about money because there was never enough to furnish a topic of conversation.” Mark Twain

8. “Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.” Henry Wheeler Shaw

9. “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” Jackie Mason

10. “By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.” Author Unknown

11. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” Earl Wilson

12. “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock this afternoon.” Henry “Henny” Youngman

13. “The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” Kin Hubbard

14. “Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.” James W. Frick

15. “Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.” Author Unknown

16. “I am having an out of money experience.” Author Unknown

17. “Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” Zig Ziglar

18. “When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.” Mignon McLaughlin

19. “People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30- year mortgage.” Doug Larson

20. “It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” Milton Berle