1. Theseus

2. Lineage
Born in Troizen
Mother - Aethra
Father - Aegeus or Poseidon

3. On the same night that Aethra was with Aegeus she also was with Poseidon.
Who is Theseus’ father – Aegeus or Poseidon? The world may never know!
When she became pregnant, Aegeus decided to return to Athens

4. Before leaving, Aegeus buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and instructed her to have Theseus move the rock to retrieve evidence of his royal parentage after he grew up
Meanwhile, Aegeus returned to Athens, where he married Medea after she fled Corinth following the slaughter of her and Jason’s children

5. Theseus grows up in the homeland of his mother
He moved the rock and recovered his father’s sandals and sword

6. After learning the truth about his father from his mother, Theseus set out for Athens
To get to Athens, he could either travel by sea or by land, a much more perilous journey
Obviously, he chooses the LAND ROUTE, where he will face many monsters and monstrous mortals.

7. Theseus’ Adventures Part I: Periphetes/Corynetes
Periphetes, also known as Corynetes
Son of Vulcan/Hephaestus and Anticleia
He likes to scoop up travelers and bop them on the head with his club in a fierce deathblow
Theseus, however, is no ordinary traveler...he is a HERO
Theseus kills him by throwing a boulder and takes the club, which Theseus carries with him thereafter

8. Theseus’ Adventures Part II: Sinis (aka Pityocamptes)
Sinis, son of Polypemon and Sylea, was a malicious fiend who waylaid travelers to rob them
He then proceeded to tie them between two bent pine trees, which, when released, would tear his victims apart
Theseus, however, is no ordinary traveler...he is a HERO
Theseus turned the tables on Sinis and killed him through the same method
Theseus then found Sinis’s daughter, Perigune, hiding in a bed of wild asparagus. He became her lover and she bore him a son, Melanippus, whose descendants refrained from burning asparagus.

10. Theseus’ Adventures Part III: Crommyonian Sow
The Crommyonian Sow is named Phaea (“Grey”)
This offspring of Typhon and Echidna was an enormous pig that enjoyed terrorizing the countryside and bothering travelers
Theseus, however, is no ordinary traveler...he is a HERO
Theseus killed this pig like a guy wanting Bar-B-Que

11. Theseus’ Adventures Part IV: Sciron
Sciron, son of either Pelops or Poseidon, was a ruffian who forced unwary travelers to wash his feet before he would allow them to pass. When they bent down, he would kick them off a cliff to be eaten by a gargantuan turtle
Theseus, however, is no ordinary traveler...he is a HERO
Theseus pretended to bend down to wash Sciron’s feet, but grabbed them instead and hurled Sciron off the cliff

13. Theseus’ Adventures Part V: Cercyon
Cercyon was the king of Eleusis
He was the son of Poseidon and one of the daughters of Amphictyon, or Poseidon and the nymph Argiope, or Branchus and the nymph Argiope, or Hephaestus.
He had two children, Alope and Hippothous.
Alope had a scandalous affair with Poseidon (her own grandfather!) and gave birth to Hippothoon. Cercyon buried her alive, but Poseidon turned her into a spring.

14. Cercyon’s hobby was to challenge travelers to a wrestling match in which he would kill them fair and square
Theseus, however, is no ordinary traveler...he is a HERO
Theseus beats Cercyon at his own game and kills him in a round on the ground

15. Theseus’ Adventures Part VI: Procrustes (the stretcher), aka Polypemon (the baneful) and Damastes (the tamer)
Procrustes, a son of Poseidon, was a bandit who earned himself the nickname of “THE STRETCHER”
He owned an inn where he offered travelers a bed to rest in
But, when a traveler got into bed, Procrustes would help him out by making him fit the bed exactly by stretching them out or chopping off any protrusions, such as the feet or head
Theseus, however, is no ordinary traveler...he is a HERO
Theseus kindly put Procrustes to bed before unkindly chopping of his head

18. Theseus’ Adventures Part VII: The Athens Segment
At long last, Theseus arrived in Athens where Aegeus greets him with hospitality as a renowned hero and not as a son
Medea, unfortunately, immediately recognizes Theseus as Aegeus’ long lost son
She wants her son Medus to inherit the throne and so she connives a malicious plot to kill Theseus and secure the throne
First, she asked him to capture the Bull of Marathon (formerly the Cretan Bull), hoping it would kill Theseus. Theseus caught it and sacrificed it to Apollo.

19. Theseus’ Adventures Part VII.2: The Athens Segment
When he succeeds, she tries to poison him, but he is no ordinary hero...he is a SUPERHERO
With mere nanoseconds to spare, Aegeus recognizes his very own sandals and sword, now carried by his son
Aegeus knocks the poisoned goblet from Theseus’ hand

20. Meanwhile, Not in Theseus’ Adventures
Minos rules the island of Crete
He asked for a bull to sacrifice to Poseidon
However, this Cretan Bull was such a fine specimen as far as bulls go, that Minos decided to keep said bull
As punishment for his selfishness, the gods made his wife Pasiphae fall in love with the Cretan Bull
From this unholy union ordained by the gods, the MINOTAUR is born
Minos encloses the Minotaur in a big maze, the LABYRINTH

21. Minotaur Adventures
Androgeos, the son of Minos, was killed in Athens, either hunting the Bull of Marathon or at the funeral games of King Laius of Thebes
Because of this, Minos invaded Athens, which gave up after plague struck
The treaty settlement involved the delivery of 7 young men and 7 young women from Athens to Crete every year to serve as Minotaur food

22. Theseus’ Adventures Part VIII: Party in Crete
Theseus hears about this grave injustice against the Athenian youths and resolves to travel amongst them but kill the minotaur for he is no ordinary sacrifice...he is a HERO
Aegeus agrees to let Theseus go so long as Theseus changes the customary black sail of mourning to white for his return trip
Upon arriving in Crete, Theseus and Minos contest each others’ divine paternity
Zeus supports Minos with a lightning bolt filled with pizzazz
Poseidon supports Theseus by helping him reclaim a golden ring thrown into the sea by Minos

23. Theseus’ Adventures Part IX: The Minotaur
Ariadne, daughter of Minos, falls in love with Theseus
But, he is to die in the labyrinth
This does not sit well with Ariadne, so she helps Theseus by giving him a sword and ball of yarn with which to navigate
Theseus then kills the Minotaur (whose name is actually Asterius or Asterion)
After retrieving his fellow Athenians and Ariadne, Theseus punches holes in the boats of Minos before fleeing

24. Theseus’ Adventures Part X: Naxos
Theseus and his trusty crew make a pitstop at the island of Naxos, also known as Dia
Here, Theseus abandons Ariadne
Ariadne, with good spiteful reasoning, curses Theseus
Luckily, Dionysus/Bacchus just happened to be wandering by and he picked up Ariadne and either marries her or has Artemis/Diana kill her

25. Theseus’ Adventures Part XI: Delos
Theseus and his companions now stop at the island of Delos
Here, they invent the Crane Dance, a twisting and turning dance commemorating their not so happy times with the Labyrinth
Upon leaving Delos, Theseus continues home to Athens
Unfortunately, Theseus forgets to change the black saild
Aegeus, upon seeing the black sails, despairs
Aegeus, however, is no ordinary king...he is a SUICIDAL KING
He jumps into what is now known as the Aegean Sea and dies

26. Theseus’ Adventures Part XII: Hippolyta
Theseus quests through the wild lands of the Amazons, a race of women warriors
Welcomed by Queen Hippolyta who boarded his ship with gifts, Theseus seems to bear the Amazons no ill will
Theseus, however, is no ordinary hero...he is an ABDUCTOR
He sails for Athens with Hippolyta as his bride, sparking a war between the Amazons and the Athenians
Eventually, Hippolyta bears a son, Hippolytus, for Theseus
However, Theseus ditches Hippolyta for Phaedra

27. Theseus’ Adventures Part XIII: Phaedra
Phaedra bore Theseus two sons, Demophon and Acamas
Meanwhile, Hippolytus offends Aphrodite by his desire to worship Artemis and reject love
Aphrodite then makes Phaedra fall in love with Hippolytus
Hippolytus, however, said NO!!!

28. In revenge Phaedra wrote a letter to Theseus claiming that Hippolytus raped her. She then killed herself. Theseus believed her, drove Theseus from the palace, and prayed to his father Poseidon to curse Hippolytus.
Poseidon caused a bull to rise up out of the waves and spook Hippolytus’ horses. The horses then dragged Hippolytus to his death.

29. Trip to Hades
Theseus and his friend, Pirithous son of Dia and Ixion (or Zeus), decided to marry daughters of Zeus.
Theseus chose Helen and Pirithous chose Persephone.
They kidnapped Helen and left her with Theseus’s mother Aethra. (Helen was later rescued by Dioscuri.)
Together, the two traveled to the underworld to kidnap Persephone.
When they arrived, Theseus sat down on a rock and found himself unable to move.
Pirithous was led away by the Furies to eternal torment.
Theseus is later rescued by Heracles and receives forgiveness from Persephone.
But, when he tried to save Pirithous, the whole underworld shook so he returned to the upper world.

30. Sources of Myth Bibliotheca by Apollodorus Metamorphoses by Ovid
Theseus by Plutarch