1. Grendel’s Myspace By Austin Johnson Per. 1

2. About Me I am a very lonely misunderstood creature. All I want are some friends I can talk to, but all these humans thought I was bad ever since I met them. I was just trying to be nice and they thought I was going to hurt them. Now they have been trying to attack and kill me ever since. This makes me very angry as I tried to be nice and this is what I get? I am a very lonely misunderstood creature. All I want are some friends I can talk to, but all these humans thought I was bad ever since I met them. I was just trying to be nice and they thought I was going to hurt them. Now they have been trying to attack and kill me ever since. This makes me very angry as I tried to be nice and this is what I get?

3. About Me Cont. I just don’t get it the one animal I find that isn’t totally stupid and uses logic that I can relate to hates me. I really don’t want to hurt the humans, but they think I am evil and try to hurt me. If they happen to die I am not going to leave a perfectly good meal laying there though I am going to eat it as I have found the taste of human flesh to be quite extraordinary. All I want is a friend though guys, can anyone do that for me? I’m not such a bad guy when you get to know me… I just don’t get it the one animal I find that isn’t totally stupid and uses logic that I can relate to hates me. I really don’t want to hurt the humans, but they think I am evil and try to hurt me. If they happen to die I am not going to leave a perfectly good meal laying there though I am going to eat it as I have found the taste of human flesh to be quite extraordinary. All I want is a friend though guys, can anyone do that for me? I’m not such a bad guy when you get to know me…

4. Likes Food, my mother, smart animals, the taste of human flesh, fighting, dragons, water, caves, respect, logic, destruction, magic, killing, weakness, love, not being hurt by weapons, nature, and friends. Food, my mother, smart animals, the taste of human flesh, fighting, dragons, water, caves, respect, logic, destruction, magic, killing, weakness, love, not being hurt by weapons, nature, and friends.

5. Dislikes Goats, dumb animals, humans, Beowolf, weapons, loud noises, life, being misunderstood, having no one, being hurt, the 12 year war, and bulls. Goats, dumb animals, humans, Beowolf, weapons, loud noises, life, being misunderstood, having no one, being hurt, the 12 year war, and bulls.

6. Friends 1. Grendel’s Mom2. Dragon3. Chewbacca4. Godzilla 5. Darth Vader 6. King Jung Il

7. Comments Beowolf – Hear me monster I am going to be the one to kill you. You better watch your back! Beowolf – Hear me monster I am going to be the one to kill you. You better watch your back! Grendel – Try me little man I’ve got a magic spell on me your weapons can’t hurt me! Grendel – Try me little man I’ve got a magic spell on me your weapons can’t hurt me! Beowolf – I don’t need weapons you foolish little monster I’ll take you on with my bare hands. Beowolf – I don’t need weapons you foolish little monster I’ll take you on with my bare hands. Grendel – We will see about that haha Grendel – We will see about that haha

8. Comments Cont. Beowolf – I told you Grendel don’t mess with me or this town anymore or I am going to rip off your other arm too! Beowolf – I told you Grendel don’t mess with me or this town anymore or I am going to rip off your other arm too! Grendel’s Mom – You what??? I am most definitely getting that back for my son. Grendel’s Mom – You what??? I am most definitely getting that back for my son. Grendel – Thanks for getting my arm back mom Grendel – Thanks for getting my arm back mom Beowolf – Your still alive I thought you died? Beowolf – Your still alive I thought you died?

9. Comments Cont. Grendel – Yeah I’m still alive I told you. You cant kill me! Grendel – Yeah I’m still alive I told you. You cant kill me! Beowolf – Oh don’t worry you are lucky to have lived this long buddy it will all be over soon! Beowolf – Oh don’t worry you are lucky to have lived this long buddy it will all be over soon! Grendel – I would like to see you try. Grendel – I would like to see you try. Beowolf – I must say you put up a hell of a fight, but I told you I would be the one to come out on top. Never try and come back and terrorize this world ever again you sick beast! Beowolf – I must say you put up a hell of a fight, but I told you I would be the one to come out on top. Never try and come back and terrorize this world ever again you sick beast!