1. Ravi The board Game (RTbG)

2. Starring our very own: Ravi The Grate (RTG)

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4. START Gordon 6.45am B&T

5. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Altercation with Garbage Truck on Werona; return to Start

6. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Lovely weather; take the Pinarello. Forward 3 spaces.

7. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Noise in Front Derailleur; goto TSS

8. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Capex rising faster than inflation; confidentiality crucial; proceed with caution

9. START Gordon 6.45am B&T BT’s weather forecast wildly out with cumulonimbus at 30,000 ft; back to Start and grab Argon

10. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Engage TSS for repairs and general advice; forward 6 spaces

11. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Megan spots Wiggle boxes on front door step; back 3 spaces

12. START Gordon 6.45am B&T No left turn from Tindale onto Stewart; Accident, Ambulance called, back to Start

13. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Leave Pass for weekend ride negotiated; forward 4 spaces

14. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Pina would look better with red spokes; consult TSS

15. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Megan admitted to ER Facebook Group; back 3 spaces

16. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Easily completes Gong Ride; G2GGvG next year; forward 6 spaces

17. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Hits wet Grate; Accident, Ambulance Called, Broken Wrist, Return to Start

18. START Gordon 6.45am B&T They know me here now. Miss a turn.

19. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Attends TDU; excellent report; forward 4 spaces

20. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Flat tyre; call TSS for roadside assistance

21. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Megan beats me to bank statement; back 6 spaces

22. START Gordon 6.45am B&T The boys don’t approve the tool bag on the Pina; back 4 spaces

23. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Call TSS to remove tool bag; miss 1 turn

24. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Took family to Uluru but didn’t take bike; back 3 spaces

25. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Very active on GoogleGroup; forward 2 spaces

26. START Gordon 6.45am B&T C02 cannister explodes tube; back 4 spaces

27. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Finally, the B&T. Take 2 cappuccinos and wait 30 minutes

28. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Flat tyre when getting back on bike after coffee; back 4 spaces

29. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Noise in Rear Derailleur following West Head spin; take to TSS and miss 2 turns

30. START Gordon 6.45am B&T Arrives at work; a great spin in; relatively uneventful

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