1. Devil’s Tower National Monument Sep. 9, 2005 circling vultures waiting for climbers.

2. We walk around the base. “It looks kind of tall…”

3. First look at our route to the top. It’s still kind of tall… approachpitch (100’ 5.4) leaningcolumn (70’ 5.5) Durrance Crack (crux) 70’ 5.7 CussinCrack 30’ 5.4 (ha!) Flake 50’ 5.5 Bailey’sDirect 150’ 5.6+ vulture Ranger: “The Leaning Column has been wobbling recently. We have a team of geologists coming out to evaluate whether or not it is safe to climb. Don’t worry about it. By the way, there is no rescue service and the nearest clinic is over 60 miles away.”

4. Jared working the “Approach Pitch”

5. The crux pitch. “Jam left and right cracks 70’ before committing to right crack” And it has started raining.

6. “We are supposed to go up that? You are joking me.”

7. Brian’s almost got it

8. Looking back down at Jared.

9. We are getting high now. And the weather is clearing.

11. jam it Jam it Stem it reach it wedge it monkey it

12. the summit is ours visitors center It’s a long way down.

13. Down we go. 4 double rope rappels!

14. Guinness time!

15. But wait! Why stop now? Let’s go to Vedauwoo. Piton Perch to Baldwin’s Chimney to Parabolic Slab double rap

16. More awkward, yet sadistically fun, off-width.

17. Now we get to rap 180’ off of the Parabolic Slab overhang

19. The end.