2. Thursday is

3. Journal Club ( Tuesday, 12:00 pm.)

4. A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory. Akira Haraguchi, 60, needed more than 16 hours to recite the number to 100,000 decimal places, breaking his personal best of 83,431 digits set in 1995. Pi anyone?

5. Quote of the Week "Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers." Voltaire

6. Official Announcement The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

8. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

9. A model displays a rare 603 carat white diamond sold for $12.36 million during a news conference in Antwerp, October 9, 2006. The diamond, the 'Lesotho Promise', will be cut up and sold for an expected $20 million.

14. "Hello, technical support how can I help you" LADY: last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing. This is what they found…

15. Lightning exits woman's bottom Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building. “I don't remember much after rinsing my mouth, but I was later told that the lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body, out my anus. It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all."