1. Chuck Norris’s Revenge By: Nick Bratzke and Nathan McDougal

2. Your life Your life Your name is Chucky Cheney. You live in a nice house. Four room, 3 story. Your girlfriend’s name is Jesse Norris who happens to be Chuck Norris’s daughter. Life has been good except for the fact that you and Jesse got into a fight about your car’s insurance. Your name is Chucky Cheney. You live in a nice house. Four room, 3 story. Your girlfriend’s name is Jesse Norris who happens to be Chuck Norris’s daughter. Life has been good except for the fact that you and Jesse got into a fight about your car’s insurance.

3. Your life Your life Unfortunately for you, Chuck has been keeping a close eye on you two so that you don’t get into a fight. So when he figures out what happens he takes Jesse without any notice. You freak out. Unfortunately for you, Chuck has been keeping a close eye on you two so that you don’t get into a fight. So when he figures out what happens he takes Jesse without any notice. You freak out. You try to call Jesse You try to call Jesse You try to call Jesse You try to call Jesse Forget about the whole thing Forget about the whole thing Forget about the whole thing Forget about the whole thing

4. Calling Jesse Calling Jesse You call Jesse, and chuck picks up. You hear a loud noise and a scream of terror. You freak out thinking he hurt her so you call your friend who is also your cousin, Sammy Sonkie. He suggests that both you and him go and find chuck and try to save Jesse. You? You call Jesse, and chuck picks up. You hear a loud noise and a scream of terror. You freak out thinking he hurt her so you call your friend who is also your cousin, Sammy Sonkie. He suggests that both you and him go and find chuck and try to save Jesse. You? You take Sammy’s suggestion. You take Sammy’s suggestion. You take Sammy’s suggestion. You take Sammy’s suggestion. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it.

5. New life New life You get a new girlfriend and everything is going well until she sees a picture of Jesse. Of course she gets the wrong idea and dumps you. You grow even more depressed and attempt to shoot yourself in the head. You get a new girlfriend and everything is going well until she sees a picture of Jesse. Of course she gets the wrong idea and dumps you. You grow even more depressed and attempt to shoot yourself in the head.

6. Trying to kill yourself While trying to attempt this tragic suicide, your cousin, Sammy Sonkie grabs the gun before you can pull the trigger. All of sudden there is a great pile of blood and you realize it’s not yours but not Sammy’s blood. What do you do? While trying to attempt this tragic suicide, your cousin, Sammy Sonkie grabs the gun before you can pull the trigger. All of sudden there is a great pile of blood and you realize it’s not yours but not Sammy’s blood. What do you do? Shoot yourself Shoot yourself Shoot yourself Shoot yourself Go to a psychiatrist Go to a psychiatrist Go to a psychiatrist Go to a psychiatrist

7. Sammy Sonkie You take Sammy’s suggestion and you take 2 knives, and 1 gun with 2 clips that hold 8 bullets. You get in the car and stop to think. You think that this is a bad idea. You take Sammy’s suggestion and you take 2 knives, and 1 gun with 2 clips that hold 8 bullets. You get in the car and stop to think. You think that this is a bad idea. Do you go with the plan Do you go with the plan Do you go with the plan Do you go with the plan Do you get out of the car and stay home Do you get out of the car and stay home Do you get out of the car and stay home Do you get out of the car and stay home

8. Killing yourself You grab the gun from Sammy’s hand and cock it back. You here the door open but ignore it. You here footsteps coming up the stairs and you point the gun at the closed door. Someone knocks on the door. You grab the gun from Sammy’s hand and cock it back. You here the door open but ignore it. You here footsteps coming up the stairs and you point the gun at the closed door. Someone knocks on the door. Do you fire at will Do you fire at will Do you fire at will Do you fire at will Do you wait for the person to come in Do you wait for the person to come in Do you wait for the person to come in Do you wait for the person to come in

9. Mr. Anderson the psychiatrist You go see Mr. Anderson and he tells you that you were having a nightmare and you were asleep. You go see Mr. Anderson and he tells you that you were having a nightmare and you were asleep. THE END!!!

10. Stay with it Chucky You decide to go with the plan. You tell Sammy that you have to go inside to get something. You come back out. Sammy asks what you got. You said that you went and grabbed the 12 inch hunting knife that your dad gave you. Sammy says to put it back. You decide to go with the plan. You tell Sammy that you have to go inside to get something. You come back out. Sammy asks what you got. You said that you went and grabbed the 12 inch hunting knife that your dad gave you. Sammy says to put it back. Do you put it back Do you put it back Do you keep it with you Do you keep it with you

11. Jesse’s dead You forget it. Sammy asks why. You tell him that she’s probably dead anyway. Sammy says that you should at least call her to check if she is dead. You forget it. Sammy asks why. You tell him that she’s probably dead anyway. Sammy says that you should at least call her to check if she is dead. Do you call Do you call Do you call Do you call Do you kill Sammy Do you kill Sammy Do you kill Sammy Do you kill Sammy

12. Shoot Shoot Shoot! You pull the trigger and you here screams of terror. You recognize the voice. “MOM!” you open the door to see your mom on the ground with 8 bullet holes in her. You get depressed by how many people you love and know have died. You shoot yourself in the chest. You pull the trigger and you here screams of terror. You recognize the voice. “MOM!” you open the door to see your mom on the ground with 8 bullet holes in her. You get depressed by how many people you love and know have died. You shoot yourself in the chest. THE END!!!

13. Wait for it The door opens. You hold the gun up and you see you mom looking at Sammy. You tell her he committed suicide. She asks where he shot himself. you go crazy from all the questions and shoot yourself in the chest The door opens. You hold the gun up and you see you mom looking at Sammy. You tell her he committed suicide. She asks where he shot himself. you go crazy from all the questions and shoot yourself in the chest THE END!!!

14. Calling Jesse… Again You call Jesse again and Chuck answers. You get a little scared. Chuck tells you that Jesse's fine and that you need to find them. You ask Chuck where he is. He tells you. You go and you don’t see him any where. You here gun shots, 2 gun shots. You fall to the ground, darkness falls over you. You call Jesse again and Chuck answers. You get a little scared. Chuck tells you that Jesse's fine and that you need to find them. You ask Chuck where he is. He tells you. You go and you don’t see him any where. You here gun shots, 2 gun shots. You fall to the ground, darkness falls over you. THE END!!! THE END!!!

15. Bye bye, Sammy Sammy keeps bugging you about going to find or at least call Jesse. You get mad. You remember that the knife your dad gave you was in your hand. You turn around and stab Sammy in the Chest. He dies. You kill yourself later that night watching Family Guy. Sammy keeps bugging you about going to find or at least call Jesse. You get mad. You remember that the knife your dad gave you was in your hand. You turn around and stab Sammy in the Chest. He dies. You kill yourself later that night watching Family Guy. THE END!!!