1. I SPEAK TRUTH

2. YOU CANNOT LIE

3. WE BUILD CASTLES

4. I wish I had murdered someone. Like my dad.

5. You are utterly alone.

7. Objects on chandelier are subject to Burn.

8. Even when you are

9. Perfection in the Household Perfect the Househol d Hold Perfectio n

10. Blues t eye

11. I’m an Asian too, and I don’t really know who I am.

12. EAT RIC E. It’s good for you.

13. Tea, Green Tea, Asian Tea, Dragon Pearl Jasmine, What is Asian tea? Asian tea is better than white tea, Japanese Sencha, Is tea cultural? I love tea, Tea is cultural, Tea Ceremony, I don’t like tea, What a cute teapot! What’s the original green tea? Jasmine tea, Loose leaf tea, It’s too hot, Don’t burn me! Green tea helps you lose weight.

14. I’ll explain it to you later. I promise.

15. Heels were made so women couldn’t run away. Also it makes their butts look nice.

16. As if my voice isn’t silenced enough? I hate blonde things.

17. If eyes are the window to the soul, Eyelashes the curtains, Mascara the detailing Eyelids covers Eyeshadow.

18. When Castles Crash

19. She wills herself into existence, in an act of resistance

20. To the teacher who told me She was glad I had an American name.

21. I’m obsessed with Asian massage parlors…Should I tell my wife?