1. IF CELEBRITIES WERE AUTHORS, WHAT WOULD THEY WRITE ABOUT?

2.  Introduction  How To Enter Bollywood  How not to get roles  How to be in the Lime-Light  101 ways to become Casanova  Operation Milaap  How to get away with crime  How to get rich quickly  Conclusion OVERVIEW

3.  Bollywood stars are working at their best to entertain us viewers.  These stars are always into some controversies and trying out new things.  Some of the Actors are all rounder's; they act, direct even sing at times.  What if someday they start writing book for us? INTRODUCTION

4.  Be Salman Khan’s Friend.  Start singing through your nose.  Come into controversies.  Leave Salman Khan.  Direct a few movies.  Act in your directed movies.  Have attitude. HOW TO ENTER BOLLYWOOD Himesh Reshammiya

5. Abhishek Bachchan  Be Amitabh Bachan’s son.  Take Roles that are either gayish or ones where you have to act drunk.  Note – Being Aishwarya Rai Bachan wont get you an entry into Hollywood. HOW NOT TO GET ROLES

6.  Do loads of surgeries.  Change every part of your body.  Perform various item songs with raunchy clothes.  Blame some singer for sexual harassment.  Slap boyfriend in front of media on valentine’s day.  Call the name of “Jejus” for every deed she does.  Get married on a reality show and divorced on another reality show. HOW TO BE IN THE LIME-LIGHT Rakhi Sawant

7. Ranveer Singh  Get linked with the hottest female co-stars in bollywood.  Create rumors of a link up with leggy lassy Deepika Padukone.  Be best buds with Anushka Sharma & Arjun Kapoor.  To top it all, feature in condom advertisements. 101 WAYS TO BECOME A CASANOVA

8. Sania Mirza  Play for the Indian Tennis Team.  Win lot of awards for India.  Marry a sports person from Pakistan.  Get thrown out of Indian Sports Team.  Get harassed by the media.  Clear the problem on Kapil’s Show. OPERATION MILAAP

9. Salman Khan  Kill a blackbuck during a shoot.  Drink, drive and kill people (accidently)  Open up NGO named Being Human.  Support distressed people.  Give checks of huge amount to poor people.  Gain sympathy and get away easily. HOW TO GET AWAY WITH CRIME

10. Govinda  Meet with an accident in front of a rich female’s car.  Fall in love with her.  Sing few duets with her.  Be in the good books of your father in-law!  Make your way into being live-in Son-in-Law. HOW TO GET RICH QUICKLY

11.  If these actors really make an attempt to further entertain us by writing such books as mentioned, it would be hilarious enough to read.  On a sarcastic note, while writing they might realize where they need to improve be it as a person or an actor. CONCLUSION