1. Malcolm in the Middle

2. Characters Hal -Bryan Cranston
If you wait for an hour, eat without her. If its any longer, somethings wronger.
-- Hal

3. Lois - Jane Kaczmarek
"Two of you can have slices of pizza for lunch. The other one can have... I don't know, I think they're peas." 
-- Lois

4. Francis - Christopher Masterson
We both know I'm failing, well now we both know!
-- Francis talking to Lois.

5. Reese - Justin Berfield
I took a shower...is that such a crime?
-- Reese

6. Malcolm - Frankie Muniz
I don't know why mom makes me get up at 8. School doesn't even start 'till 8:15!" 
-- Malcolm

7. Dewey - Erik Per Sullivan
Someday when you come back, you're unemployed, have no place to live you can come stay in my castle.
-- Dewey talking to Francis.

8. Episode Guide – Red dress
A battle of wits and wills ensues between the boys and their angry mom, who wants to find out who ruined her expensive new red dress -- found partially burned and soaking in the toilet. It's Hal and Lois's wedding anniversary (hence the dress); and while the boys fend off their mother, with the long-distance assistance of Francis, a lonely and increasingly sozzled Hal bonds with the staff of the restaurant where he booked a table for the big night. Lois finally achieves an epiphany on the phone with Francis, who convinces her to for once "let something go". After she leaves for the restaurant, with the boys in tow, Hal arrives home to an empty house -- and we learn the truth about what happened to the red dress.

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10. Birth Order Characteristics of only child:
- Likes being the center of attention.
Prefers adult company and uses adult language.
Relies on service from others rather than own efforts.
Pleases other only when wants to.

11. Characteristics of First child:
Feels power is his right.
Can become helpful if encouraged.
May develop competent, responsible behavior.
Sometime strives to protect and help others.

12. Characteristics of Second child:
Is more competitive, wants to overtake older child. If first child is "good," second may become "bad." 
Develops abilities first child doesn't exhibit.
May be rebel.  Often doesn't like position.

13. Characteristics of Middle Child of Three:
Has neither rights of oldest nor privileges of youngest.  Feels life is unfair.
Feels doesn't have place in family.
Is adaptable. Learns to deal with both oldest and youngest sibling.

14. Characteristics of Youngest Child:
Wants to be bigger than the others.
Expects others to do things, make decisions, take responsibility.
May have huge plans that never work out.

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