1. MORALE IF PEOPLE CRITICISE YOU, HURT YOU, OR SHOUT AT YOU, DON’T BE BOTHERED JUST REMEMBER. “IN EVERY GAME AUDIENCE MAKE THE NOISE, NOT THE PLAYERS!!

2. A NICE FACT OF MONEY I MET MONEY AND SAID YOU ARE JUST PIECE OF PAPER. MONEY SMILED AND SAID OF COURSE, BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN A DUST BIN YET IN MY LIFE.

3. ALPAHABET ‘A’ THE MOST USED ALPHABET ‘A’ DOES NOT APPEAR IN SPELLING OF 1 TO 999, IT APPEARS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1000 & CONTINUES FOR EVER. MORALE IS SUCCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE

4. JOKES AND CHOKES

5. SARDARJI KO MAJA AYA SARDARJI TO HER WIFE: APNI SHADI HUE 15 SAAL HO GAYE BATAO TUMHEIN ITNE SAALON MEIN KAB MAZAA AAYA ? SARDARNI:CHADO JI US DIN AAP LUDHIANA GAYE THEIN.

6. CHATRI REPAIR EK LADKI CHATRI REPAIR KARANE GAI. DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA HOGA. LADKI BOLI JO MARJI WO KARO PAR EK DROP ANDER NAHIN AANA CHAAHIE.

7. WIFE COMPLAINT WIFE READS A BOOK & COMPLAINS TO HER HUSBAND “ A BULL FUCK 300 TIMES A YEAR AND YOU DON’T EVEN DO 1/ 4 TH OF THAT”. HUSBAND SAYS, “ DOES IT SAY THAT IT FUCKS THE SAME COW”.

8. HOLE SALE BUISNESS A LITTLE GIRL ASKED TO CALL GIRL: AUNTY, YOU HAVE CAR, BUNGLOW, NAUKAR CHAKAR AND GOOD BALANCE. WHAT IS YOUR BUISNESS ? CALL GIRL: BUS EK CHOTA SA “ HOLE- SALE” KA BUISNESS HAI.

9. BANGLA SAHIB SANTA ASKS TAXI DRIVER : BANGLA SAHIB JAOGE ? TAXI DRIVER : HAN JI BILKUL SANTA NE JEB SE POLYTHENE NIKALI AUR KAHA “ WAPSI MEIN MERE LIYE LUNGER LE AANA !!

10. COMMERCE KI BHASA EK COMMERCE KI LADKI KAISE GAALI DEGI? SAALE BOUNCED CHEQUE, DHARTI PE LIABILITY, PEDAISHI BAD DEBT, INSOLVEENTADMI, ITNA MARUNGI KI BALANCE SHEET TALLY NAHIN HOGI

11. BANIYE KA SAPNA EK BANIYE KO SAPNE MEIN KISI LADKI NE CHAPPAL MARI, DOOSRE DIN BANIYE NE AAPNA BANK A/ C BAND KARA DIYA. B’ COZ BANK MEIN LIKHA THA “HUM APKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT MEIN BADAL DENGE”.

12. A TECHNICAL QUESTION WHERE DO YOU FIND MANGOES…? NO, IT IS NOT ON MANGO TREE. »CONTD

13. TECHNICAL QUESTION FRUIT SHOP. NO WRONG. ANS IS

14. TECHNICAL QUESTION WHERE EVER WOMANgoes PEECHE PEECHE MAN GOES !!