1. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

2. I think I’ll move to Australia.

3. Is it a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day?

4. I think I’ll move to Australia.

5. Just out of bed... gum in my hair tripped on my skateboard dropped my sweater in the sink

6. Breakfast All I found was cereal

7. Off to school I go... I did not get a seat by the window I was being smushed! I was being scrunched! I think I am going to be carsick!

8. At school... the teacher didn’t like my invisible castle I sang too loud I left out 16 when I counted I was Paul’s 3rd best friend I didn’t have dessert in my lunch

9. At the denist’s office Dr. Fields found a cavity in JUST me

10. On our way home... The elevator door closed on my foot Anthony pushed me in the mud I started to cry Nick called me a cry baby I got caught for punching Nick

11. At the shore store... They made me get PLAIN OLD WHITE sneakers

12. At Dad’s office... I played with the copy machine My elbow didn’t see the books on Dad’s desk I fooled around with the phone and I think I called Australia

13. We had LIMA BEANS “I hate LIMA BEANS” There was KISSING on T.V. “I hate KISSING” At dinner...

14. At bedtime... my bath was too hot I got soap in my eyes my marble went down the drain I had to wear my railroad pajamas “I hate my railroad pajamas” Nick took his pillow back my night light burned out the cat wants to sleep with Anthony

15. The End