1. South Africa By William H and James D

2. Flag

3. The big five Killing the big 5

4. MAP

5. Rugby

6. FOOTBALL

7. FUNNY TIME Van in Paris Van goes to the top house of ill repute in Paris. He goes up to the Madam and asks,.. "I want your best girl !!". The Madam then calls her top girl, and the two of them go upstairs. Two minutes later the girl comes down the stairs screaming, "Nevair ! nevair ! 'ow can you ask me zat ?" The Madam is absolutely astounded, as that this has never happened before, but never the less she sends up her second best girl. Two minutes later the girl also comes down the stairs screaming, "Nevair ! nevair ! 'ow can you ask me zat ?" The Madam is now intensely curious, since she has experienced everything and is totally unshockable, she then decides that SHE must go upstairs and service this client herself. Two minutes later the Madam also comes down the stairs screaming, "Nevair ! nevair ! 'ow can you ask me zat ?" Some guys sitting at the bar and ask her what the hell was going on. She replies, " 'e vants to pay me in Rands !!!"

8. FUNNY TIME Taxi Drivers A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi through Kings Cross, a notorious Sydney suburb. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. “Mum,” said the boy, “What are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work”,...

9. FOOD