1. "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them." George H.W. Bush

2. A market research consultant goes to lunch with his clients -- one is in the Marketing department, the other is in Operations. The three of them get in the car together. The Marketing manager immediately has his foot on the gas, the Ops guy has his foot on the brake, and the Survey guy is looking out the back window telling them where to go.

3. The survey was on the topic of AIDS and dealt with risk behaviors. It asked respondents if they considered themselves to be "heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual." A older woman being interviewed Reportedly said, "Well, it's just me and my husband, so I guess that means I'm bisexual."

4. In another, Calvin shows up with an easel and pad and says to his Father "I suppose you're wondering how you're doing the polls." After his father replies "Not really.“ Calvin goes on "I think you'll find this chart quite revealing. This line represents the 'average dad approval rating" of 70%. This overlay shows your approval rating at Just under 10%. Household six-year-olds were polled on their favorite bedtimes. Watch on These successive overlays how your average Rating Would Improve with each hour later! See, by midnight, you're right up to normal." In the final frame, Calvin says "These findings suggest a logical course of action," and his father just asks "how long did you spend making these charts?"