Setting: F. Scott Fitzgerald High School, Present Day

Main character (protagonist/narrator) Best friends with Jennifer Great friends with Jake Kicker and back- up Quarterback

Throws raging parties Nobody knows where he's from Loves Didi Used to tutor Didi Intelligent

Very popular Quarterback Dates Didi but cheats on her with Melissa Self-centered Uses people and spreads rumors

Very strong football player An alcoholic Drinks until he passes out Dating Melissa Looks for fights

She has a history with Jake, but she's dating Todd Very pretty Cares about her image Attends all-girls school

Rick's best friend Goes to an all-girls school Loves to party Has crush on Rick Best friends with Didi

Nelson's girl Cheats on Nelson with Todd Ends up with Todd at Jake's parties Cheerleader

People make fun of him He's goofy He often quotes the National Geographic and the Discovery channel

Pizza delivery guy Shows up at Jake's parties after work

Always away on business trips Doesn't think his son would throw parties

Old, grouchy person Calls the cops often Loves to gossip