Gobble Song Mike Wilson Music K-8, Vol. 17. Num.2 © 2006 Plank Road Publishing

I don’t like Thanksgiving, the saddest time of the year,

When the leaves start falling just get me out of here.

I don’t like Thanksgiving. Neither do my friends.

We all act like chickens but it’s hard to pretend when you say:

We’ve got an idea we’d like you to consider.

Let’s just skip Thanksgiving. Who needs all the fuss?

All that work and worry for every one of us.

Put your heads together. Find something else to do.

You can still watch football and snooze all afternoon while we sing:

I think they’re going for it. Sell it, Tom.

You like mashed potatoes. You like pumpkin pie.

You like rolls and butter and noodles piled up high.

Just forget the turkey. Can’t we all be friends?

Let’s spend this Thanksgiving as vegetarians and we’ll sing:

Okay everybody, group hug!

It’s Thanksgiving Day.

Gobble.