This Show is Over by Teresa Jennings Music K-8, Vol. 12, Num.3 © 2002 Plank Road Publishing, Inc. All Rights Reserved- used by permission PowerPoint by.

This show is over. This show is through.

Time for the curtain to come down. Boo hoo hoo!

This show is over. This show’s been fun. But, this show is, this show is, this show is done.

#1 They’re still sitting there. #2 Well, let’s do a little more. #1 Okay.

#1 Have you heard the one about a pat of butter? #2 Yeah, but I didn’t want to spread it around.

#1 My dog swallowed a book! What should I do? #2 Take the words out of his mouth.

#1 Did you hear about the eel that got loose in the mall? #2 No, what happened? #1 It went on a shocking spree.

#1 Whatever happened to that cat that swallowed a ball of wool? #2 It had mittens.

#1 They’re not leaving. #2 Well… we have a few more jokes. #1 All right.

#1 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot? #2 An animal that tells you everything it remembers.

#1 Did you hear about the guy who fell into a vat of prunes? #2 No, what happened? #1 It was the pits.

#1 Wanna hear a story about a cattle round-up? #2 Nah, herd one. Herd them all.

My uncle’s wife builds houses for a living. #2 Oh, so she’s a carpenter aunt.

#1 They’re still here. #2 Okay, but this is our last time. #1 Hope this does it.

#1 Waiter! There are 49 flies in my soup. #2 Hey, one more and you’ll beat the world’s record!

#1 Oh no. I can’t find my carpentry tools. #2 Oh, don’t be such a saw loser.

#1 Did you hear the joke about the airplane? #2. No, I haven’t. #1 Ah, never mind. It’s over you’re head.

#1 Hey! I heard that pigs do their own laundry. #2 That’s hogwash!

This show is over. This show’s been fun. But, this show is, this show is, this show is...

#1 They’re still here! Why won’t they leave? #2 Well, now I think they’re waiting for the last note. #1 Oh. Okay.

#1 You can go now.

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