Signs that You are Suffering from Academic Burnout

You sleep more in class than in your room You think of how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now Your only source of social interaction is with the diagrams in your textbooks You Frebreeze the dirty clothes on the floor so that you can wear them again

You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but you go back to sleep because you just don’t care You’re so tired that it hurts to keep your eyelids open You’ve got so much on your mind you have forgotten how to pee You hoard food under your bed so you don’t have to go out of your room

Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday Every time you leave your room, you instinctively bring your book bag Mom calls to ask you how you’ve been and you immediately scream, “Get off my back!” Your main food group is now CAFFEINE

Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your room when the nightly fire alarm goes off When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…” You’re so tired, that you now answer the phone, “Hell.”