The Guy Code Submitted by Billie Gadway Resident Assistant South Hall Morrisville State College

WHAT IS GUY CODE? GUY CODE IS THE INSTINCTIVE BEHAVIORS OF MAN HAVING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING THAT ENCOMPASSES HIS EARTHLY WORLD IN THE MATTERS OF ACCOUNTABILITY, RATIONALITY, AMBITION, DECISION MAKING, ENLIGHTENMENT, FORE SIGHT, PLEASURE ETC. THERE IS NO ONE SENTENCE THAT CAN SUM UP GUY CODE AND ALL IT REPRESENTS BUT RATHER A COLLECTION OF GUIDELINES THAT WILL REVEAL IT'S SIGNIFICANCE AND HOW IT IS PRESENT IN THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF MAN. READ, LEARN, ENJOY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY PASS IT ON TO FELLOW BROTHERS OF MEN AND NEVER FORGET WHAT BEING A MAN IS ALL ABOUT.

RULE # 1 : WHEN AT THE MOVIE THEATER WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU MUST HAVE ONE EMPTY SEAT BETWEEN BOTH MEN.

RULE # 2 : UNLESS A GUY FRIEND SLEPT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO STOLE YOUR POWER SAW, YOU MUST BAIL A HIM OUT OF JAIL WITHIN 24 HOURS BUT ARE NOT EXPECTED TO POST BAIL WITH YOUR OWN MONEY.

RULE # 3 : NO MAN SHOULD EVER SIT ON ANOTHER MAN'S LAP.

RULE # 4 : IT IS NOT OKAY TO DANCE WITH DUDES.

RULE # 5: A MAN SHOULD NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MAN'S CAR RADIO WITHOUT HAVING VERBAL PERMISSION!

RULE # 6 : DON’T ASK A WOMAN WHERE SHE WANTS TO EAT, JUST TELL HER WHERE SHE IS GOING TO EAT.

RULE # 7 : THE ONLY TIME DITCHING A BUDDY FOR A GIRL IS ACCEPTABLE, IS WHEN THE GIRL RANKS 8 OR ABOVE ON THE 1-10 SCALE..

RULE # 8 : IF A HOT GIRL SHALL HAPPEN TO PASS BY WHILE YOU ARE IN AN ARMS REACH OF YOUR BUDDY, YOU MUST, AND WILL, TAP HIM ON THE SHOULDER TO MAKE HIM AWARE OF THE BABE.

RULE # 10: UNLESS YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 11 OR WEARING A BATHING SUIT, DO NOT WEAR TIGHTY WHITIES. IT STILL ESCAPES ALL REASONING AS TO WHY THEY EVEN MAKE THEM IN ADULT SIZES.