Dogs In A BRAND NEW WAY! Known as the: Doginator or DCS (explained later) *Results may very. By: Victor Zhou

ORIGINAL DOGS Have you ever felt that your dog was too boring (even though they are cute)? Well, don’t worry! I have a new way!

All you have to do is buy a special ray gun, called the “Dog Changing Spell,” or known as DCS for short. Then use it on the dog (no duh…). HOW IT WORKS *You need a dog first.

This question is easy. Do you think your dog is too boring? If so, keep watching. If not, just stop wasting your time. SHOULD YOU BUY IT? IF SO, WHY?

Well, you only live once, so why waste it? Have some fun! WHY SHOULD IT BE IMPORTANT TO YOU?

Yes, because it’s very cheap! One gun is just $2.00! However, you need to buy the ammunition. There are different types, giving you different special looking dogs. Some are more expensive than others. There are different looking designs for the guns, though. There are super easy to make, meaning we will make a huge profit! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHAHA! *Choke* I mean, uh, you guys are getting a great deal… *Nervous laugh* CAN YOU AFFORD IT? One example.

Everywhere! Everyone in the world deserves to have fun, right? As for specific places, it will be places where animals are sold (PetSmart, etc.). WHERE IS IT SOLD?

Have fun looking at this! BREAK TIME!

Supply would probably NEVER run out. We have factories all around the world making them, meaning scarcity will never be a problem! The more demand, the more supply! HOW MUCH OF THESE ARE THERE?

Nope! We are the only ones; it’s our idea, meaning there will be NO competition whatsoever! ARE THERE ANY OTHER COMPANIES DOING SOMETHING SIMILAR? EXAMPLES The nerd: $5.00. Does your work for you. The undead grandpa: $5.00. Protects your lawn for you.

OTHER EXAMPLES! The creeper: $3.00. Scares away kids and people for you. (Limited offer!) The killer: $ “Gets rid” of people you don’t like. (The federal government is making me get rid of them, so buy yours fast!) The human: $ Gives you a companion (can sometimes turn out scary). We are thinking about adding this one.

The guns are made from factories, where machines make them (capital resources), smoothen them out, and gives them their texture and designs. They are made of plastic, in case you’re wondering. As for ammunition, most are found deep within the earth (natural resources). We have robots mining for them there. WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF?

Natural Metal Ammunition (No idea where they found it. I’m not a miner). Grass, trees, brains… depending on what you want your dog to be… Wait, forget the brain, I said that on accident. *Cough cough* RESOURCES PART 1

Human We need a lot of people, because we need them to put the guns together. However, once we find robots that can do that, we will dispose them in whichever way we (and by we, I mean I) like. RESOURCES PART 2

Capital We right now have robots smoothening and giving textures to the guns. When I find robots to replace our human resources, I WILL replace them… Factories. RESOURCES PART 3

Nope! ANYTHING ELSE?

….. LEAVE ALREADY WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Obliviate! / / YOU MADE ME DO THIS…

KEEP CALM, YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING…

NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!! It’s your job as a consumer! Wait, you forgot everything… so would you like to see the slide show again? SO BUY ONE!!!