The Power Point of Evil Clowns! By Professer Chris Pooler, Detective Investigating Evil Clowns

Introduction Many people think clowns are joyful and funny, just some guys with paint smattered on there face. But do they know…the truth? My name is Chris Pooler, and I am here to investigate….Evil Clowns! Many people think clowns are joyful and funny, just some guys with paint smattered on there face. But do they know…the truth? My name is Chris Pooler, and I am here to investigate….Evil Clowns!

Facts An Evil Clown is usually nice and happy looking, just to throw you off An Evil Clown is usually nice and happy looking, just to throw you off Prefers little children (I’m sorry to inform this, I mean not to scare anybody) Prefers little children (I’m sorry to inform this, I mean not to scare anybody) Likes dark places (closet, sewer, etc.) Likes dark places (closet, sewer, etc.) Tries to trick you into liking him Tries to trick you into liking him Has evil laugh, mostly “HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA!” Has evil laugh, mostly “HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA!” Ask me for more information Ask me for more information

What to do If you happen to run into a clown, you should: If you happen to run into a clown, you should: Scream till your head hurts Scream till your head hurts Run around in circles Run around in circles Jump up and down frantically Jump up and down frantically Hit him or Kick him Hit him or Kick him Throw acid in his face (may buy some at your local acid store) Throw acid in his face (may buy some at your local acid store) Speed away and call the cops Speed away and call the cops Tell your mommy Tell your mommy Start crying (hey, he may feel bad about what he did) Start crying (hey, he may feel bad about what he did)

What Not To Do! Have tea with him Have tea with him Listen to what he says Listen to what he says Dance with him Dance with him Do nothing to harm him Do nothing to harm him Ask if he likes purple or light blue Ask if he likes purple or light blue Have him eat you Have him eat you Lay on the grass and watch the clouds with him Lay on the grass and watch the clouds with him

Most Wanted Evil Clown: IT Lives in sewers Lives in sewers Eats children Eats children Is a spider Is a spider Wants to kill seven little children for revenge Wants to kill seven little children for revenge Can only be seen by kids Can only be seen by kids Probably the most freaky looking clown Probably the most freaky looking clown

The Most Secret Information About Evil Clowns The most secret information about clowns are-AHHHHHH! There’s an evil clown behind me! I’ll be right ba-……….. The most secret information about clowns are-AHHHHHH! There’s an evil clown behind me! I’ll be right ba-………..

Please Stand By while Chris Pooler Harshly Beats Up An Evil Clown With His Bare Hands In the meantime, Lets watch a slide show called Happy Magee! In the meantime, Lets watch a slide show called Happy Magee!

HAPPY MAGEE!!!!!!!!!!!  Happy Magee is a funny little boy!  He has almost every child's toy!  He dances all night and sings all day!  He skips along the beautiful moonlit bay!  And if you see him, you better say “Hi!”  For if you do, he’ll give you a PIE!!!!

Now Back To Chris Pooler Hey! Thanks For Watching! I have to go catch this evil clown because he escaped! BYE!!!!!! Hey! Thanks For Watching! I have to go catch this evil clown because he escaped! BYE!!!!!!