A guide to military ranks The “Jungle” A guide to military ranks

Gazelles = Ensigns Although easily frightened, they have been known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the “lions” Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction The slow and weak are frequently slain

Cheetah = LTJG Loner, feisty Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal

Lions = Lieutenants Hunts in packs Can bring down a larger animal with coordination Easily slays the “cheetah”

Water Buffalo = Lieutenant Commanders Aging, slower beast, but- Cannot be brought down by a single “Lion”

Hippopotamus = Commanders Slow and cumbersome on land Safe in own environment Lays low to avoid enemies

Elephants = Captains Rules the “Jungle” Impossible to bring down except by his own vials.

Hyena = Chief Petty Officer Laughs continuously at the “Cheetah” Helps the “Lions” complete the kill on larger animals

Sloth = Warrant Officer Skilled in one area only Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily functions

Dung Beetle = Sailor Forced to deal with the “crap” created by other animals