云端教室【听笑话学英文】系列 0017 小胡主讲听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Expensive Rugs A very attractive, well dressed, woman walks into a shop that sells.

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云端教室【听笑话学英文】系列 0017 小胡主讲

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Expensive Rugs A very attractive, well dressed, woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Expensive Rugs As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today ?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir how much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit your pants when you hear what the price is!"