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2. 听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 The Mental Patient (Page 1 of 2)
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped in the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

3. 听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 The Mental Patient (Page 2 of 2)
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he decided to discharge her from the hospital, as he now considered her obviously mentally stable. When he went to tell her he said "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I'm discharging you, because you were able to jump in the pool and save the life of another patient, which indicates that you've regained your sanity. The bad news is, Jim the patient you saved hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I'm so sorry, but he's dead!.
Mary replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry”