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Thank you thank you very much Tonight we will start with some corny jokes I made up. Tonight we will start with some corny jokes I made up.

Ok lets start Why do golfers always have tissues with them???? Why do golfers always have tissues with them????

Because they keep getting BOGYS!

NEXT WE WILL HAVE A MAGIC TRICK May I have someone come up from the audience? May I have someone come up from the audience?

Ah yes you come on up

So what’s your name $uzie $uzie

Ok $uzie you ready? YES! YES! On the count of three you will disapper On the count of three you will disapper

1……2……3!!!!!

Ok when I say OK you will come back. READY? READY? OK!!!!!! OK!!!!!!

$uzie?.....$uzie???? Oh no…………. Oh no………….

Sorry folks but we have to end early tonight. But remember………oh never mind…….. But remember………oh never mind……..

See you next time on $PON LIVE!!!!!!1 $PON LIVE!!!!!!1