BY ZOTTULA

Hey Pong! Come down here a sec. What’s up Stinky? Have you read today's paper? I can’t read. Well….. Its about dung. Uh huh.That’s…….Er……Um…….Interesting Stinky. Oh yes! It is! Follow me!

You want to catch the dung thief? So…… That is correct. Well I don’t know how you are going to manage that. Oh don’t worry. With my amazing brains we will find a way. We? We? WE?!?!?! There might be a reward involved……. Uh oh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! MAD COW! SPLAT! Ugh! Gross!

Guys? Yo! How ya doin’? I’d like to congratulate you. Today, we have collected three bags of manure! Cool.

Pong, you okay? Let’s just put it this way….. I’ve been better. Oh dear. Well, can’t stop now. I want to catch that dung thief. To be quite honest, I’m really not the mood for this. Its okay. You will have time to wash once we’ve caught the thief!

You know what I think Pong? No And to be honest I don’t care. The thief has passed here. Because it really stinks! Are you sure it isn’t just me that stinks? Oh yeah…….. But if you look down there is a trail of manure. So? We follow the trail!

Ah. Here we are. Now we can store the manure. And sell it! Woo! Money!

Oh dear. What should I do? I have only collected a small pile of dung. Baaa!

The dung trail ends here. I smell. That’s nice Pong. Let’s go inside the hut and see if we can catch the dung thief. Are you sure there’s just one dung thief? HIDE!!! I hear people outside! Dude! Not so loud. They probably heard you. Erm…no. There might be more then one dung thief. Might as well get this over and done with…. In we go!

Woah. That’s a lot of dung. Ha ha. I kill you! Um….. Run? Run. AFTER THEM!

Weeeee!!! Get away from me. No. You get away from me. I hate you! You annoy me. You always follow me around. Give me some peace! This is a very strange place. I know. Do you think we lost them? Ugh. I really smell. Now that we know where the dung thieves' hideout is, we can go to the police. EW! YUCK! NO. UGH! What? Sorry. Some dung just went in my eye. That’s nice Pong. Let’s go!

Hello. Mr Police man. Somethin g really smells. Hello. How can I help you? We know where the dung thieves are hiding! Show me!

Good work lads. I don’t know if I can thank you enough! Oh, it was nothing. Can we go home now? No, no. I’m sure the local farmers will want to reward you.

With all of this free manure!

Oh great. A house full of manure. Not too hygienic leaving it in here. Hmph