1. How long
would you survive
in a Horror Movie?

2. How long
would you survive
in a Horror Movie?

3. Do you like scary movies?
Yes!
No...

4. Do you like scary movies?
Yes!
No...

5. Do you like scary movies?
Yes!
No...

6. That's not going to save you!
Don't be so brave...
That's not going to save you!

7. How many weapons do you have? My basement is full of them!
Come with me!
I only have this Holy Water.
I have none...

8. So now it's a good time to make out with your girlfriend/boyfriend
Great.
So now it's a good time to make out
with your girlfriend/boyfriend
Because you're safe, right?
Oh yeah, totally.
Time to take our shirts off!
But how can I be sure he/she isn't the killer? I'd better kill him/her just in case...

9. Do you think your faith will save you?
I lost my faith but I'll try to perform an exorcism anyway.
You don't frighten me, Satan!

10. How fast can you run? Not very fast, but I'm good at hiding.
Really fast! I'm out of here! Good-bye!
Very fast... Wait! What's behind me?

11. Are you always telling jokes?
No, not always...
Yeah! Do you want to hear one?

12. Are you a curious person?
Not really.
Why are you asking me that?
Yes! Excuse me, I have to go down to the cellar to investigate those weird noises!

13. But are you going to move from your hideout as soon as
OK, good.
But are you going to move
from your hideout as soon as
You don't hear anything?
No way! The murderer may still be out there!
Yeah, we're safe now!

14. You're dead in the first half-hour.
Don't worry too much:
You're dead in the first half-hour.

15. Gotcha!
Now you're dead, although You've been alive for more than half an hour!

16. Sorry!
Your character was expendable. That's why you're dead halfway through the movie!

17. You are alive at the end of the movie...
Congratulations!
You are alive at the end of the movie...
so you can die in a sequel!

18. And remember...