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REALLY FUNNY OR SAD RATHER

Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to mosque, but so small when taken to the mall.

Funny how long it takes to serve ALLAH for an hour, But how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque seem, but how short they are when watching a movie.

Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

but complain when a “khutba” is longer than the regular time. Funny how people get thrilled when a cricket game goes into one day series, but complain when a “khutba” is longer than the regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel OR a magazine.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque.

Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Muslim event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last moment.

Funny how people believe what the newspapers says, but question what the Quran says !!

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything.

NOW !!! Don't think twice, pass it on ! But more funny is …. How you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. Don't think twice, pass it on ! NOW !!!