Pust ut – Senk skuldrene An agile tragedy -the agile practitioner visits the wine store Totto-10 Note: This is a culture.

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Pust ut – Senk skuldrene An agile tragedy -the agile practitioner visits the wine store Totto-10 Note: This is a culture experience report based “solely” on the Norwegian agile communities, so your mileage will vary...

Intro - The agile fairytale revisited… A critical experiment to see how far different Agile “techniques” will get you in a simple real-world experiment. The though experiment –Observe how typical Agile development stereotypes handle the same task –Task: bring wine for a my special dinner date –Context (menu): starter: foie gras main course: high quality grilled Sirloin steak dessert: cheese platter Pust ut – Senk skuldrene

The contenders The freshman agile practitioner The Kanban practitioner The peer-programming team The code dojo evangelist The agile code-nazi / code quality geek The "hot-shot wannabee The pomodoro enthusiast The value-stream agile practitioner "Kent Beck" Pust ut – Senk skuldrene

The freshman agile practitioner Pust ut – Senk skuldrene Poor and confused son-of-a-bitch….. Tries helplessly to maximize productivity…..

The Kanban practitioner Pust ut – Senk skuldrene Cool guy with “hip” glasses… Snappy dresser… Walk the talk… Feel the flow… We need to eliminate waste..and what happens..

The peer-programming team Pust ut – Senk skuldrene The driver and the rubber-duck…

The code dojo evangelist Pust ut – Senk skuldrene I’m just a programmer I want to learn -100 new ways to develop simple applications Completely lost focus

The agile code-nazi Pust ut – Senk skuldrene The agilified tech-lead.. Self-proclaimed expert.. My way is THE way.. Quality tool fascist..

The pomodoro enthusiast Pust ut – Senk skuldrene Re-inventor of common sense -By working hard and focused, you get results Self-centric evangelist -You have to adopt my new revolution.. It’s named after tomato in Italian.. It’s the coolest thing in the universe…

The "hot-shot” wannabee Pust ut – Senk skuldrene Know everything there is on Agile Follow the Agile hotshots in every medium Quotes hotshots on a regular basis Go to all the cool conferences and workshops A talker who believe he is God’s local representative Still codes 2.5 layer db driven web-apps… Typically found on XP meetup/Lean meetups, Smidig 2009 and XP 2010… Lack the interest in analyzing consequences Everyone else is doing Agile wrong!!!

The value-stream agile practitioner Pust ut – Senk skuldrene Experienced SW developer and Agile practitioner Analytical Wannabie manager, does not code.. Frustrated of not delivering project successes

"Kent Beck" Pust ut – Senk skuldrene WTF? Does not give a damn, just deliver…

Final remarks What is wrong with Agile practitioner's today? Pust ut – Senk skuldrene Deterministic? Did anyone learn? – how did my date go... :)

What we need… Pust ut – Senk skuldrene I strongly believe that we need some extension to Agile to… Try to address a deterministic route to answer the real question favorably: How did the date go…

Summary Agile techniques are great, but they only help you part of the way Be aware of how the different agile techniques skew the results Pust ut – Senk skuldrene There is STILL no silver bullets or golden shortcuts Its not the techniques which fail, it is the PEOPLE!! What happpened to people over processes…

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