1. Coder’s Paradise For all the gangsta programmers out there

2. Produced By Max Altman and Scott Ings

3. Lyrics By: Max Altman

4. As I start up eclipse all I think of is death

5. Cuz’ I take a look at the screen and realize there's nothing left

6. Cause I've been codin’ and debugging so long that

7. I must have hit something to make my classes be gone

8. But I ain't never crossed a program I can’t rise above

9. Pull out some crazy ass recursion, that’s totally unheard of

10. You better watch how I’m Sortin’, and what I’m importin’

11. Soon you’ll hear about the websites my software’s supportin’

12. I really hate unbalanced trees, but I gotta say

13. They’re not worth fixing if I have to use the type Splay, fool

14. I'm the kinda Tree the little heap-ies wanna be like

15. both my sides balanced right, A simple method can find my height.

16. been spending most our lives Living in a Coder’s Paradise

17. get a null pointer exception once or twice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

18. used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t nice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

19. buy some more RAM, its worth the price Living in a Coder's Paradise

20. Forget the implementation, they got me interfacin’

21. I can sort any file, I was raised by the street

22. While other people worry about their Big-Oh

23. My code always runs in constant time, its so elite

24. I never get confused, but I waste a lot of time

25. ‘Cuz I gotta make sure that even my code will always rhyme

26. even though it slows me down I have no problem carrying the load

27. Because you know what they say about guys with long code

28. The due date ain’t nothing but a heart beat away I'm looking for 24 passes, what can I say?

29. I’ve got twenty-three now will I ever to see twenty-fo'?

30. The way my code is looking I don't know

31. Tell me which ADT -- is best for me I’ve been working so long -- I can no longer see

32. been spending most our lives Living in a Coder’s Paradise

33. get a null pointer exception once or twice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

34. used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t nice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

35. buy some more RAM, its worth the price Living in a Coder's Paradise

36. Minute after minute, hour after hour Been programming so long, my laptop’s losing power

37. Everybody's stacking, but we know to be Queuin’

38. Just check our output stream, and the correct results it’s spewin’

39. They say I got to loop through, but I like to code free

40. If they don’t like my methods, why should they preach to me?

41. I say they’re haters, bad class creators They’re just jealous cuz’ they ain’t got my innovative iterators, fool.

42. been spending most our lives Living in a Coder’s Paradise

43. get a null pointer exception once or twice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

44. used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t nice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

45. buy some more RAM, its worth the price Living in a Coder's Paradise

46. Tell me which ADT – is best for me I’ve been working so long — I can no longer see

48. Special Thanks To: Tim Schnell (lead vocalist) Manny Fanarjian (back up vocals) Patrick Messac (back up vocals) Zach Lerner (back up vocals) Calvin Hayes (DJ MixMaster)