2. Chocolicious The following is a paid advertisement for Dodgycereal Limited. –Watch for small print and outrageous claims

3. Are you gorgeous? Are you intelligent? Are bored with old peoples’ cereal? Dodgycereal Limited has the cereal for you

4. Just peel back the foil and eat it. A glass and a quarter of milk has already been mixed into the rich brown chocolicious block. Chocolicious You can even eat it on the way to school!

5. After extensive research we found that (we surveyed the 30 children of the 8 company employees)  Hardly any teenagers eat breakfast – especially intelligent males.  Almost all teenagers don ’ t eat breakfast because the cereal their parents buy is for old people.  Females are also more gorgeous than males Here’s the proof

6. This graph shows without a doubt that Hardly any teenagers eat breakfast – especially intelligent males. Females are more discerning than males because more of them don ’ t eat breakfast. Females are also more gorgeous than males (we don ’ t need to prove this one)

7. Almost all teenagers don ’ t eat breakfast because the cereal their parents buy is for old people. Younger teenagers are more disorganised than older teenagers as they are too rushed to eat. All 13-15 year old didn ’ t eat breakfast because the cereal is for old people.

8. Chocolicious The cereal for intelligent gorgeous teenagers. Buy some today Hmm something smells fishy… Are Dodgycereal Ltd’s claims correct?