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1 The following is a paid advertisement for Dodgyceral Limited. -watch for small print and outrageous claims

2 Dodgycereal Limited has the cereal for you!!  Are you gorgeous?  Are you intelligent?  Are you bored with old peoples’ cereal? If yes, then

3 Chocolicious Just peel back the foil and eat it. A glass and a quarter of milk has already been mixed into the rich brown chocolicious block. You can even eat it on the way to school!

4 After extensive research we found that (we surveyed the 30 children of the 8 company employees)  Hardly any teenagers eat breakfast – especially intelligent males.  Almost all teenagers don ’ t eat breakfast because the cereal their parents buy is for old people.  Females are also more gorgeous than males. Here’s the proof

5 This graph shows without a doubt that  Hardly any teenagers eat breakfast – especially intelligent males.  Females are more discerning than males because more of them don ’ t eat breakfast.  Females are also more gorgeous than males (we don ’ t need to prove this one).

6 All year olds didn ’ t eat breakfast because the cereal is for old people. Younger teenagers are more disorganized than older teenagers as they are too rushed to eat. Almost all teenagers don ’ t eat breakfast because the cereal their parents buy is for old people.

7 Chocolicious The cereal for intelligent gorgeous teenagers Buy some today Hmm something smells fishy… Are Dodgycereal Ltd’s claims correct?


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