1. Not All About Me BY: Alexander S. Gamble

2. My Dream Name Bob Bob Armen Armen Patrick Patrick

3. Where you Don’t Live Maine, I would live in Maine because of their endless supply of lobster. Maine, I would live in Maine because of their endless supply of lobster. Washington D.C, I Would never live in Washington D.C not because of the monuments but because of all the politicians. Washington D.C, I Would never live in Washington D.C not because of the monuments but because of all the politicians.

4. Your “Un-Career” Choice Trash collector, I Would never be a trash collector because I Can’t stand the stench of garbage. Trash collector, I Would never be a trash collector because I Can’t stand the stench of garbage.

5. That’s not my Kind of Entertainment Meet the Spartans, is the worst movie I have Ever Seen. Meet the Spartans, is the worst movie I have Ever Seen. Hannah Montana, is the worst TV show I have ever seen in my life. Hannah Montana, is the worst TV show I have ever seen in my life. The Johnny Test theme song, is the worst song I have ever herd. The Johnny Test theme song, is the worst song I have ever herd.

6. sports Base ball is the worst sport to watch because there is very little action. Base ball is the worst sport to watch because there is very little action. Soccer is the worst sport to participate in because you cannot use your hands. Soccer is the worst sport to participate in because you cannot use your hands.

7. Reading The worst book I have ever read is The day no Pigs Will die because it was about a pig. The worst book I have ever read is The day no Pigs Will die because it was about a pig.

8. Food The worst home cooked meal is KooKoo. The worst home cooked meal is KooKoo. A restaurant I will never eat at is Mustard seed because they burnt all the food when I went there. A restaurant I will never eat at is Mustard seed because they burnt all the food when I went there.

9. Shopping The store I will never shop at is Tilly’s because they charge you $100 for just a shirt and pants. The store I will never shop at is Tilly’s because they charge you $100 for just a shirt and pants.

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