1. Nothing About Ado Much A Good Slide Show

2. Sometimes..... fools make a slide show..... That’s why we don’t like them That’s why we don’t like them Their slide shows are annoying and worthless Their slide shows are annoying and worthless They have no meaning, no purpose. They have no meaning, no purpose. And they are done with little attention to details And they are done with little attention to details In short—they suck mightily. In short—they suck mightily.

3. Sometimes..... the wise make a slide show..... Like Melissa did Like Melissa did In her slide show she said “I would not run if my life depended on it... except from a fire.” In her slide show she said “I would not run if my life depended on it... except from a fire.” I think that adds a lot of meaning to her slide show I think that adds a lot of meaning to her slide show And to our lives! And to our lives!

4. Some people are named Kate. Those people are probably quite capable in the art of slide show Those people are probably quite capable in the art of slide show But they like to make fun of the titles of other people’s slide shows But they like to make fun of the titles of other people’s slide shows I just have one thing to say to people named Kate: I just have one thing to say to people named Kate: Back OFF!! Back OFF!!

5. Over the years, slide shows have dramatically improved..... See — this person put Goku (an innocent hero) on their excellent page See — this person put Goku (an innocent hero) on their excellent page They really know what they’re doing They really know what they’re doing

6. Slide shows cover many topics If I did a slide show on mullets I’d be sure to include this image If I did a slide show on mullets I’d be sure to include this image I am considering making a slide show on mullets I am considering making a slide show on mullets (Because of this picture) (Because of this picture)

7. Erin made some slide shows last night My guess is they were very good My guess is they were very good But were they as good as this one? But were they as good as this one? Probably not. Probably not. I often wonder “How did I get SO GOOD at making slide shows?” I often wonder “How did I get SO GOOD at making slide shows?” I think maybe it’s not a genetic thing. I think maybe it’s not a genetic thing.

8. I think now I am just wasting my time Here’s a good quote from Melissa Here’s a good quote from Melissa “That must suck for them, that they were accused of witchcraft” “That must suck for them, that they were accused of witchcraft”

9. Kate says: “If I were making a slide show, I’d tell my roommates’ secrets “If I were making a slide show, I’d tell my roommates’ secrets And my own And my own I’d tell everyone’s story—cause I know everyone’s story!” I’d tell everyone’s story—cause I know everyone’s story!”

10. I say: “Kate, wise up, man!” “Kate, wise up, man!”

11. Maybe I should tell you a little more about what goes on here...... My LIFE!!

12. I haven’t mentioned Elizabeth yet. She told my mom that she wants a condom. She told my mom that she wants a condom. Also, her name is Hank-Bobbin Bojangles Also, her name is Hank-Bobbin Bojangles Here’s a picture of her: Here’s a picture of her:

13. Sometimes we just hang out When I hang out I mostly just think about slide shows that I’d like to make When I hang out I mostly just think about slide shows that I’d like to make Sometimes I do my homework Sometimes I do my homework But at least I don’t fall asleep like Katy! But at least I don’t fall asleep like Katy!

14. Katy is another person I don’t think she makes slide shows at all! I don’t think she makes slide shows at all! Let’s not talk about her anymore! Let’s not talk about her anymore!

15. Mitch comes here sometimes (I think that maybe he’s just spying on us) (I think that maybe he’s just spying on us) (specifically I think he spies on Kate) (specifically I think he spies on Kate) (which would explain A LOT!) (which would explain A LOT!)

16. Nate..... Go Away!! (just kidding) Go Away!! (just kidding) You take TOO MANY pictures! You take TOO MANY pictures! Maybe you should take less pictures of us and more pictures of mullets! Maybe you should take less pictures of us and more pictures of mullets!

17. Here’s some information about our bathroom..... It’s leaking... from the ceiling It’s leaking... from the ceiling It really sucks, cause the maintenance guy didn’t fix it It really sucks, cause the maintenance guy didn’t fix it Instead, he stole our beer bong! Instead, he stole our beer bong! “What a woman-wearin’ short-ass!” said Erin with disgust. “What a woman-wearin’ short-ass!” said Erin with disgust.

18. “The Roommates” They left the beer bong here They left the beer bong here I hate to think what they’ll do when they hear it was stolen I hate to think what they’ll do when they hear it was stolen Wouldn’t it be cool if we could attract squirrels to our balcony by pushing bread through the window screen? Wouldn’t it be cool if we could attract squirrels to our balcony by pushing bread through the window screen?

19. Well that’s what Elizabeth and I thought..... We were horribly wrong. We were horribly wrong. See the look of death in his eye? See the look of death in his eye? NOT CUTE. NOT CUTE.

20. We see a lot from our window..... Once we saw some unidentifiable scavenger birds Once we saw some unidentifiable scavenger birds They were lurking in the dead-looking trees by our building They were lurking in the dead-looking trees by our building Who knows what Who knows what they were doing they were doing Probably watching us! Probably watching us! “Yes... Yes, I think they’ll be quite dead soon enough! Look at that pit of a bathroom!”

21. Sarah’s Slides What do you think of these slides? What do you think of these slides? I think that maybe Sarah should make some more. I think that maybe Sarah should make some more. Maybe I can be in it too... Maybe I can be in it too...... Oh wait, I already am.... Oh wait, I already am. Watch yourself, you could be in here too! Watch yourself, you could be in here too! (don’t eat pudding with a fork.) (don’t eat pudding with a fork.) –Amen to that sister!

22. INVADER ALERT!!! I don’t know who made that last slide! I don’t know who made that last slide! It sure wasn’t ME! It sure wasn’t ME! MAYBE it was Katy! MAYBE it was Katy! (No wonder it was such a bad slide) (No wonder it was such a bad slide) This picture illustrates my uncanny ability to make awesome slides This picture illustrates my uncanny ability to make awesome slides

23. Thank you for watching This has been a good slide show By Sarah